What happens when Osama bin Laden sticks his head out of the ground?
You get four more years of Barack Obama.
Those sneaky masons! They’ll get you every time!
The Fox News headline currently reads “Usama Bin Landen Dead Fox News Confrims”, so they’re obviously very agitated. This will be a true test of their ability to spin any breaking news story into a Democrat failure.
Yeah, I reported this thread and the other one to TPTB. Merge them all into one big Happy Dance.
Merged duplicate threads, renamed.
I copy/pasted it:
Usama Bin Landen Dead Fox News Confrims
Obviously, you fell off the turnip truck just yesterday.
. How appropriate.
I was sure this was going to be about Biden’s long-form birth certificate…or lack thereof.
I’m not saying he *was *born in Borneo, but why has he proven he wasn’t? Yeah, think about it.
Nah. If it happened within a month of the election, then sure, it’d be a huge shot in the arm for him. But we’re almost eighteen months from the election. It’ll be good for his numbers in the short term, though.
Well, not that long after his ‘Dead or Alive’ speech, Bush said that bin Laden didn’t really matter anymore. So Fox will spin it as Obama taking credit for something that’s of little importance.
Oh my G-d. I’m crying, I’m so overwhelmed. I can’t put my feelings into words. We have Osama bin Laden’s body in our custody. It’s just. . . I. . . I’m shaking. This is incredible.
Will this cut into the networks coverage of Obama’s birth certificate?
If Bin Laden is dead, why haven’t they released the death certificate?
I broke out the good stuff for this announcement. Macallan Cask Strength.
Obama got Osama!
Is Obama going to produce a “Dead Death Certificate”.
Will Trump demand to see one?
If anyone wants to watch online, they can watch the announcement here.
I’ve been staring at that blue screen for the last 20 minutes.
Obama gets Osama!
I won’t believe it until I see his death certificate.
Long form.