Obama is a Negro

Birther fanatic Oily Taint thinks Obama’s birth certificate is fake because it doesn’t say Negro.

:rolleyes:

Does Ms Taitz’ birth certificate say “Negro”? If not, it must be false too!

“What?”
“She said Obama is near!”

That. Is. Hilarious! My God, what a stupid bitch!

This wouldn’t have happened if Orly Taitz had a Sassy Gay Friend!

“What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing? What is it now, Orly…did his mom have a magical vagina that squirted him all the way to Kenya?”

s/“Negro”/“Crazy Ass Bitch”

It isn’t a “Birth Certificate”, it’s a “Certificate of Live Birth”. Clearly a poor fake.

Does Orly’s birth certificate list her as “whitey cracker”?

Does anybody think that Oily will eventually actually say Obama can’t be president because he’s black?

It would be nice if she would just drop the pretense and say it. She will feel better.

Exactly, that’s what Ms. Taint really wants to say.

And here I was thinking the old ping pong ball trick was something impressive…

Goddammit, if I’d known this before the election, I’d never have voted for him!

He’s only half Negro. Unfortunately for Michelle, it appears to be the upper half.

:o

nm

I think you have it backwards…he went to Harvard.
Too much?

Which half of the movie does he talk through?

::splort::

/Threadwin

From Gilbert and Sullivan’s *Iolanthe *(proving some themes are timeless):

Phyllis (a luscious shepherdess): Your mother is a fairy? Are you a fairy too?
Strephon (the romantic lead): I’m only half a fairy.
P: Which half?
S: The upper half, down to the waistcoat.
P: Oh, thank heavens!
Roddy

Wider…