Obama Kicks Bush Torturers in the Nuts

Are they currently in a gulag awaiting trial? Because, if not, no, they didn’t get kicked in the nuts. They got away completely free.

-Joe

Attorney General Eric Holder:

“Go bounce that guy’s head off the wall a couple times, and then dunk him under water for 20 minutes. Oh, and cover him with insects too; what the hell, see if that helps any.”

Yeah, I can see how it would be totally out of line to question any of that. Surely it would be unreasonable for anyone to be punished for defending our precious national values in such a manner. I feel safer already, I can tell you.

Somehow, the raw physical violence doesn’t disturb me as much as the fact that the United States Justice Department apparently maintains an Insect Room. Our nation has arrived at the point where, if the government thinks that you have information they really, really need, they will take you into a room, strap you down, and cover you with insects. That’s like a cartoon. I wonder if they actually encase the victim’s head in a transparent box before they pour the insects in?

At long last, America has become a nation that will cover you with bugs to force a confession. This is what is known as ‘the last reel.’

Prolly not. The US never signed the treaty for the International Criminal Court. Bush, being the cowardly war criminal he is refused to sign.

Oh well isn’t that darn convenient.

The ACLU already has a newsletter out with a link to send an email to Eric Holder demanding a special prosecutor to investigate this; I’ve sent mine. Unfortunately too many people think of ACLU members like me as left wing-nuts and crackpots because the right wing noise machine has been so effective in the past, so I am rather pessimistic about our outrage spilling over to the general public.

No, that can’t be right. It was made very clear to me, and the American people, that the “torture” was just “a few bad apples”. What changed?

-Joe

I wish I believed that, but I don’t. The majority of Americans in my experience are best described as “gloatingly sadistic”. They LIKE the idea of foreigners and “evildoers” being tortured.

The same American public that re-elected Bush ? I see no reason to think that most Americans care all that much.

They ARE off the hook.

They’re off the hook? Well, they aren’t in jail. Today.

And Holder’s statements indicate that they aren’t going to waste time prosecuting the goons. He hasn’t let the higher-ups off the hook.

If the goons get prosecuted and the higher ups don’t that’s a complete waste of time. There are plenty of goons in the world, prosecute the ones that actually carried out the torture and you’ve got thousands more ready and eager to take their place.

Forget the goons. They aren’t important. The higher-ups are the ones that are gonna get kicked in the nuts.

It’d help if you could get a goon or three to turn state’s evidence. That’s not going to happen now.

I believe the net punishment meted out in these cases will be one or two lawyers being disbarred with everyone else blaming them, and the disgraced lawyers will end up as well paid pundits on Fox News. In those roles they will torture the rest of us.

The only way this is going to get any more disgraceful is if memos surface that show the Bush administration was planning on instituting torture prior to the 9/11 attacks.

I don’t see how that would make any difference. Torture is torture, even if you’re doing it because of vague threats of additional attacks.

Wait, where’s the part where Obama kicks “Bush Torturers” in the nuts? I see a release of government documents in response to a FOIA request.

You wouldn’t understand.

You’re right–my unaddled brain can’t process the typical “thought” patters of a liberal douche.

Look, I disagree with lawyers’s opinions about the law all the time. It’s not that big a deal. Just because you people disagree with the OLC’s opinion about whether certain actions violated rules against torture doesn’t mean that anyone else should go to jail or has committed war crimes.

I spend more on waxing my golf clubs than you’ve every spent on a house.

I win.

Wrong. There is no room for disagreement on this. Waterboarding (and far too many things that the CIA did) is torture. Period. We’re better than that, and those methods get shitty results anyway.

Saying “disagree with lawyers’ opinions” is missing the point. There’s a moral issue here. They authorized torture. That’s reprehensible, whether they can squeeze it through some vague legal loophole or not.

Personally, though, I’m more concerned about this: What’s to stop the next President from canceling Obama’s no-torture order and starting right back up where Bush left off?

You don’t have to be a proponent of torture or a war criminal to realize how idiotic it would be to give a foreign tribunal with unknown political agendas jurisdiction over U.S. government officials. From a realpolitik perspective America gains nothing and loses everything by agreeing to such a scenario. But by all means, blame Bush.

Scylla, I believe, actually underwent water-boarding at home with his wife, just to see how bad it was. IIRC, he said it WAS torture.