The problem is this the whole premise is illogical. The records belong to the government of Hawaii who have the responsibility to hold and maintain them and divulge them only to qualified parties - ie., under privacy laws, the persons mentioned in the documents. All the lawyers in the world don’t change that one way or another, so how does “spending millions” on lawyers “to hide” it make a difference?
Of course, when you have 10% or more of the population apparently convinced of a patently moronic lie, what are the odds that one person, for some reason, would NOT go into the semi-deserted stacks of old documents and remove/destroy critical information? I have not heard that Hawaii immediately put a “collect and lock it up” order on the birth certificate, so it was in a deserted archive with millions of others, free for the taking. Considering that the governor said they can’t find it now, it would not surprise me if that has happened.
OTOH, it was Napoleon who once said (IIRC) “never ascribe to malice what can best be explained by incompetenece.” What are the odds the Hawaii records are in very good shape?
The moronic part of the whole birther conspiracy is that I have not seen a shred of evidence that an 8-month pregnant woman abandoned her studies and flew half-way around the world in 1960 (remember DC6 prop planes? I flew on a DC3 outside of North America in 1961) to the 3rd world to give birth, nor any evidence that she or her son spent any time away from Hawaii.
In fact, IIRC, therse was an interview with a nurse who worked at the Hawaii hospital and remembered Obama’s birth. (Not too many white women having black children in those days…) Plus, the birth announcement in the Hawaii papers.
All the OP can eventually prove is that a presidential candidate needs to spend serious bucks on legal help, whether he’s Obama, McCain, Kerry, Clinton, or Bush A or B. It’s part of everything from filing documents for candidacy to signing leases for offices and contracts for advertising; not to mention legal documents for campaign finaicing rules, audits of money, etc.