Obama's son

I’d love to see a black Muslim woman wearing a burka try to run for higher office in the United States. If only for the entertainment value in the complete apoplectic shock you’d see on the right.

Damn that would be great if she got elected to Congress. Epic level fun times.

How about Hillary wins, then immediately puts on a burka and announces that she has converted to Islam. Then a year later, after Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter have died from apoplexy, she calls a press conference to declare herself an atheist.

Yeah, but she’d always have to be ten paces behind the secret service. Could be problematic.

This would be the best thing ever. How much money do we need to make this happen?

Mitt Romney’s son:

Charles Manson

Adolph Hitler

David Berkowitz

Or just one of the many white cops who killed or beat an unarmed non-white person without just cause

You pick 'em.

Hey guys, lay off the OP. He’s not really saying he believes in anything one way or the other, he’s just asking questions, you know?

So which one of these negroes *is *the negro president’s son?

See? Makes you think!

You know, it’s easier if you read for incomprehension.

Not that it has much to do with this amusing thread, but you’ve got the old riddle wrong.

The man in the photo (“that man”) is the speaker’s son.

“My father’s son” = the speaker (has to be, as he has no siblings)

“That man’s father” = the speaker (as we know “My father’s son” = the speaker)

“That man” = the son of the speaker

Difference is, Mitt never said any of those people might be his son. Obama did say that about Trayvon Martin.

I got an A plus in reading incomprehension. A plus plus plus plus plus!

Mods probably don’t think it’s racist. :rolleyes:

[Mr. Snap]You daughter already has, all of them, at the same time.[/Mr. Snap]

they told me in sixth grade that I was reading incomprehensibly at a high school level.

I’m not worthy!

I am, admittedly, extremely drunk at the moment of writing, but…

… If “that’s man’s father” is the speaker’s father, and the speaker is that man’s father, how in the the fucking balls can… You know what? I’ll come back tomorrow and have a closer look.

Have you considered a wee tipple before you tackle it again?

If you are writing this from within the continental U.S., you, sir, are my hero.

Well, see, there’s racist and then there’s racism and then…

Whatever. I blame Obama.

From the bottom of my heart, I do apologize - I was, at the time of writing, and still am, over in Europe.

(Can I still be your hero, though? I… I really want to be.)

Do you think we’ll ever have an Italian pope again?