My sister-in-law just e-mailed me this.
Hilarious!..and somewhat disturbing…
That was great! Scary kitties… yahhhh!
I just e-mailed that to everybody I know!
Thanks!
I love it!
Evil Kitties 
…must…obey…kitty…overlords…
…get 10lb bag of catnip…
…install sandbox in living room…
…kill dog…
Must…
Buy…
Tuna…
Flavored…
Cat…
Food…
eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU MUST OBEY ME!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
evil cackle fades into the distance
harumph… (well, it sounds like that)
No cougarfang we are talking kitties… 'tis me who must be obeyed!!!
oh, fine… we split the tithes, fifty-fifty. ok?
[sub]sure hope bobkitty, kat, or any other resident cats don’t come by… too many fractions![/sub]
heck, you can keep the tithes cougarfang, I’m not after their money or chattel, just their obedience.
Now worship the cat in the bag!! 
Deal!
[sub]now make them pay TONS of catnip please! pretty please! with a cherry on top! evil grin[/sub]