Obsolete Forms Of Entertainment

My kids (8 and 4) still love to play board games. There just isn’t a satisfying substitute (yet) for the tangible feel of board game pieces, cards, money, etc. and having friends and family sit around the board. Face-to-face contact and tactile stimulation still have their attractions, despite the ease, variety and wow-factor of digital entertainment.

There used to be a whole bunch of phone numbers that you called for pre-recorded entertainment. NOT JUST PHONE SEX!!! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!! ahem As I recall, there was a joke line and a horoscope line, among others. I once worked for a company that had 900 numbers you could call to hear info about popular music acts of the time(late 80’s) like GNR, Poison, etc. These were all pretty much wiped out by the rise of the Internet.

PLAYER PIANOS

For that matter, FAMILY MUSICALES, where someone in the family would sit down to play music for the rest. People would sing along.

In that vein, SHEET MUSIC. Yes, it’s still being sold, but only to a specialized audience. 100 years ago, every middle class home would have some sheet music.

SIX-DAY BICYCLE RACES – they used to fill Madison Square Garden for these.

DANCE MARATHONS – They actually lasted into the 50s, but they were really big in the 30s.

ONE-SCREEN THEATERS

Operettas, though they’re still being performed by groups like the Ohio Light Opera Company.

Troubadours, minstrels, nickelodeons, local circuses, freak shows, morality plays and slave auctions (though the latter still occur in certain circles.

Six-day cycling events are still popular in Europe. More information about the sport is available on the cyclingnews.com web site.

Dwarf tossing has vanished.

Carnival sideshows are slowing going out of style.

Travelling lectures, often accompanied by a slide show. John L. Stoddard was one of the big names. He’d travel and take pictures, then take them on tour. His books are widely available.

What about soda fountains? Like the ones in the 1950s.

Oh, and Kick the Can. And do children still play with marbles?

Yeah, there are still a few performing “Geek” acts out there, but the traditional human-oddity “Freak” show is all but gone. Especially now that Creed has broken up.

Hm.

Burlesque: killed off by a variety of sociological factors, and largely replaced by the “men’s club,” a far less artful form of prepackaged sex for sale. Occasionally revived in small local venues, but ever targeted by the Morality Squad.

Barnstorming: destroyed by a variety of factors, ranging from the Depression to television. They still hold airshows, but it ain’t the same thing.

Carnival Sideshows: killed off by increasing scrutiny by the media, watchdog groups, and the law. Occasionally undergoes a revival, as in the Jim Rose Circus, best known for touring with Lollapalooza and a single “X-Files” episode.

Traveling Lectures: I view these as similar to vaudeville, as they often played the same venues and were wiped out largely by the same factors that killed vaudeville. Traveling lectures were not really vaudeville shows, though, and vice versa; vaudeville was intended as pure entertainment, whereas “chautaquas” and traveling lectures were intended as educational, enriching experiences (for the audience, that is – the perpetrators and venue owners were out to make a buck).

Minstrel Shows, on the other hand, WERE vaudeville, in pretty much every sense of the word. I also tend to plug Magic Lantern shows and other forms of traveling entertainment into the Vaudeville slot, simply because they traveled the same circuits and played the same houses… and they were “entertainment.”

Don’t know if I’d call RPGs “obsolete,” simply because they remain popular; how obsolete can they be if you can buy Dungeons and Dragons books in mall bookstores? Simply pointed out that they’re pretty specialized, and appeal largely to a niche audience; not obsolete, but possibly endangered, as computer and console games drain off more of their target market. I could be wrong, though.

By the same token, as long as you can buy Monopoly, Yu-Gi-Oh, and similar games at Wal-Mart, I would not call board games or card games “obsolete.” It’s going to be a while before electronic games beats the portability factor of a deck of cards, if nothing else. Yes, I know the Game Boy SP can do it, but I don’t have to recharge a deck of cards, and if I drop a deck of cards, I’m fairly sure it won’t be broken…

Single-screen theatres: nearly as extinct as drive-ins, pressed to the limits of survival by the rapacious multiplex.

Radio: exists today largely in music, talk, and sports formats, and very little else; some public radio outlets exist for dramatic radio shows, live readings, and other formats once common, but they’re few and far between, and without public funds and donations would certainly be extinct.

Men’s Magazines: I would have thought they were on the way out, if not for the current popularity of such magazines as Maxim and its imitators. Playboy’s circulation and profitability are down from its heyday in the early seventies, but it’s far from dead, while it remains in national circulation. Penthouse seems to have taken on a slightly sleazier format than it once did, but it, too, remains in national distribution. These days, however, Maxim and its imitators have the edge by shying away from complete nudity in their photo layouts; a small but vital difference, as it seems to prevent picketing of its sales outlets and distributors.

The “men’s magazine” as it existed in the postwar years, however, has been largely dead since the early seventies. A mixture of pulp fiction, saucy articles, lively photo spreads, and some truly weird advertising, many of these magazines failed to compete with Playboy and Penthouse; some went under, whereas others metamorphosed into “skin magazines,” and as such, tended to fall off national distribution lists. I miss 'em. Yammered at length about them in THIS THREAD; I’m amazed I forgot to mention them in the OP.

Six-day cycling, Dwarf tossing, Staged Train Wrecks, and suchlike: were these ever really THAT widespread to begin with?

Minstrel shows became electronic, and permeate just about all other forms of entertainment, despite the efforts of Estelle Rolle, Ozzie Davis and others to eraticate it.

Aye, sadly Dwarf Tossing has gone the way of Ferret Legging, in these days of internetworked ribaldry and videotape voyeurism…

'tis an honorable lad’s sport no more.

No.

“Minstrel shows,” I interpreted to mean “musical comedy shows with a racial bent, often with white performers performing in blackface.” Those are pretty much history, for a variety of reasons.

If you’re referring to “concerts,” well, those are still around. The most common form of traveling show still in existence, in fact, although they only hit the major cities these days.

Rock n Roll. The kind where people play their own instruments, write their own songs and play real live concerts with no tapes, sampling, choreography or corporate sponsorship. :frowning:

Still around in the from of retro eateries, most notably Johnny Rockets.

When did Eminem retire? I must have missed it.

Wang-Ka: Re carnival shows - they’re less going out of style than they are falling victim to ultrasound and abortion.

An Arky: Don’t be such a friggin’ pessimist. The big bucks are in manufactured acts, but real acts still exist in huge numbers. Given the fickleness of the buying public and the scum who manage manufactured acts [1], quite a few indies earn more money than their better-known counterparts.
[1] Just to give you an idea here, one of the winners of Popstars: the Rivals dropped out when she found she’d be earning a flat fee of £1500 a week for touring. This may seem like decent money on the face of it, but when you realise that as a bare minimum the initial tour would be selling 20,000 tickets a week at an average £12.50 a ticket, you’ll find they would be receiving at most 3% of the gross ticket receipts between the five of them and probably less than half that.

…Eminem performs in blackface? And they haven’t dragged him off the stage and beat him stupid yet? Although now that you make yourself clear, you actually have kind of a point, there…

As to freaks being a thing of the past – not quite. There are still considerable numbers of people sporting deformities, particularly nonlethal genetic dominants, like the Stiles’ family “lobster claw” hands. Still quite a few microcephalics around, too, judging from my own experience working for hospitals and institutions.

The difference these days is that most folks aren’t willing to simply sell their children to traveling carnivals, regardless of the money – that sort of thing simply has too much chance of coming back and biting you in the butt in the age of social security numbers, identification cards, and DNA parentage tests. That, and carnivals simply aren’t willing to deal with the hassle of supporting persons who may or may not be allowed to perform or be shown in various municipalities, depending on the local morals squad.

Freak shows depend on ballyhoo and mystery – make a big noise, but charge 'em to get into the tent and see the mystery, right? I understand that once this sort of thing was quite profitable, and many “freaks” report that touring was among the greatest experience of their lives, far better than life in an institution…

…but it’s a different world now. Who wants to take the chance that suddenly Roland Hedley from KRAP-TV will show up with a camera crew and Child Protective Services in tow to investigate the child’s living conditions… and hold YOU responsible if something seems out of whack?

(cites: Very Special People, by Frederick Drimmer, and Freaks: We Who Are Not As Others, by Daniel P. Mannix)

Arky, I dunno what it’s like where you live, but in Austin, Texas, the independent music scene is bigger and more powerful than the local *government * in some ways…

There are still soda fountains around, although you have to hunt for them; they tend to be easier to find in some rural areas. And there aren’t enough retro eateries around for MY taste; getting a decent Cherry Coke involves more than putting coins in a machine, durnit.

You don’t see many situations vacant for court jesters anymore…

I was on vacation in Easter Island a couple of weeks ago and the primary form of entertainment for school age kids there was marbles.

I have a feeling that Rapa Nui has no Xbox or Playstation. There’s only one TV station there.

Recorded comedy albums, like Cheech & Chong, Red Foxx, Bill Cosby and George Carlin used to do? Does anyone still do those?

Jeff Foxworthy and Adam Sandler still do them.

Also, don’t forget comedy specials on DVD.