odd and/or fictional hobbies

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I need a new hobby. Something easy to learn, no special equipment required, hours of fun and relaxation.

Here are the two I have come up with so far:

  1. vaginal origami - the ancient oriental art of paper folding performed using only the strong muscles of the vagina and, most importantly, soft tissue instead of paper with sharp and pointy edges

  2. cat skipping - similar to rock skipping, but substitute
    a willing cat for the rocks that skip across a watery surface (no cats were hurt in the initial trials, let’s keep it that way)

Suggestions?

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bucket swapping - walk down the street and every time you see a bucket (full or empty, used or unused) pick it up, until you see another bucket where you swap them around, and carry the new one with you until you see another bucket and so on… Then on the way back swap them back again.