The moment you have been waiting for is here!
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Alright, most folks on this board probably couldn’t care less, but for the couple of you who subscribed to this thread, here ya go:
Classic Poker Hands
Hand...............Number..................Odds
High Card:.........1,302,540...............1:2.00
One Pair:..........1,098,240...............1:2.37
Two Pair:............123,552...............1:21.0
Three of a Kind:......54,912...............1:47.3
Straight:.............10,200...............1:255
Flush:.................5,108...............1:509
Full House:............3,744...............1:694
Four of a Kind:..........624...............1:4,165
Straight Flush:...........36...............1:72,193
Royal Flush:...............4...............1:649,740
Improvised Poker Hands
Hand...............Number..................Odds
One Pair:..........1,098,240...............1:2.37
High Card:...........919,440...............1:2.83
Four Suit:...........306,480...............1:8.48
Two Pair:............123,552...............1:21.0
Color Flush:..........76,620...............1:33.9
Three of a Kind:......54,912...............1:47.3
Straight:.............10,200...............1:255
Flush:.................5,108...............1:509
Full House:............3,744...............1:694
Four of a Kind:..........624...............1:4,165
Straight Flush:...........36...............1:72,193
Royal Flush:...............4...............1:649,740
Some discussion on the “Improvised” hands:
The two new hands must not contain any other kind of hand. E.g. a “Color Flush” that has a pair in it is “One Pair.” Yes, I know that it ranks the hand lower. Thems is the breaks, kid. Also, if you’ll notice, “High Card” (meaning no pair, no flush, etc.) is now harder to get than a “One Pair.” So “One Pair” officially sucks.
As you can see, this now really mucks up the order of ranking. If you really want to add in a new hand, I would suggest adding in only the “Color Flush.” Given my definitions, this should combine the “Four Suit” back into the “High Card.” This would make the chances of getting only a high card smaller than that of getting only one pair.
If, as Mathochist is suggesting, we redefine “Color Flush” to include the possiblity of containing, for instance, a pair or two pair, it would only take an additional ~50,000 hands to drop its ranking below “Two Pair.” Perhaps, if someone gets ambitious, they could run my code to see how many “One Pair” hands are also a color flush. Then they could recalculate the odds and rankings.