Of Course It's Art, but Would It Scare the Horses?

Factual Questions
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Well, for those left unmoved by the Big Apple’s elephant-dung-Madonna caper, the San Francisco Art Institute offers you an upgrade to the Golden State’s state of the art of performance art. (Sorry, no images.)

This leaves us with many questions. All intellectual, of course. This is “Generous Questions”, isn’t it?:

  1. Can NYC or Amsterdam top this?
  2. How does this “performance art” differ from the so-called “legitimate stage”? I thought that scene was supposed to be “performance art”.
  3. Why didn’t I see anything about this in the Chronicle?
  4. What were the. . .um. . .shortcomings of Yegge’s act that “degraded” his deportment card and uniquely lost him the right to copulate on campus in the future?
  5. What would you consider an appropriate encore?

Ray (Provided in the interest of the major interest at this MB, and in the interest of art and questions general. Comment from NEA not available.)

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As an intelectual ,I have generously decided to provide you with answers.

“Pardon me while I have a strange interlude.”-Marx