Of Course, It's Going To Be Florida, ... Again!

A nation run by Banana Republicans?

Y’know, people accepted the Florida 2000 fiasco in relative calm (not counting the GOP aides rioting against the recount); if people believe the 2004 election was gimmicked, especially in Florida, I don’t think they’ll take it so peacefully this time around.

Sure, but that’s because you’re not a Bush-kissin’ Republican.

Works for me:

Another thing we need is to revive exit polls. Exit-polls a statistically significant sample of the voters, and it provides a check on the official vote count – at least to the extent that, if the one result does not square with the other, a red flag should go up.

Yeah, but everybody I know lies to them, or at least refuses to answer. Let 'em wait like everybody else. :smiley:

Not really. (Almost) Every single gas pump nowadays already has that technology…including the thermal printing.

-Joe, smart

It gets worse . . .

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=536&e=4&u=/ap/20040728/ap_on_el_ge/florida_voting

So what’s the answer here?

The vote is just over 90 days away. The technology is in place in Florida and it’s broken.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come with an actual, workable solution to ensure that the votes of Floridians don’t go up in a puff of smoke when the servers get overtaxed at 6:30 p.m. on Election Day, when all the after-work voters show up.

Paper ballots for everyone? It seems like it would be easy, but as someone mentioned, we still have two major party candidates for Pres/VP and two minor party candidates on all 50 states’ ballots. Other candidates are likely on the Florida ballot this time around as well. Then there is a hot and heavy U.S. Senate race, multiple Congressional races, state legislature races and local elections.

In short – a ballot design nightmare. The people who couldn’t figure out how to put the pin through the silly circle next to the candidate of their choice last time around would be flummoxed by which box to put the X into, and when Ralph Nader or Michael Badnarik won West Palm County, it’d be a 2000 all over again.

There’s the slightly better choice of having a ballot that looks like:

President/Vice President: ________________________________________
Write in one (1) of the following pairs:
Bush/Cheney (Republican)
Kerry/Edwards (Democrat)
Cobb/LaMarche (Green)
Nader/Camejo (Independent)
Badnarik/Campagna (Libertarian)

But then those who are unable to write would have to ask for assistance, and may be embarrassed enough at the prospect to avoid voting altogether. And those whose reading comprehension skills are around a first grade level and/or those who can’t read and follow directions would write something entirely different on the line and again, controversy about spoiled ballots and voter intent and so on.

So I’m stumped. Who has a better idea?

Scary warning sign heard on the radio:

A spokeswoman forthe company making the machines said that there’s no need for printouts because “the system cannot fail.”

That’s either a conscious lie or someone utterly ignorant of reality.

This is raw, bipartisan governmental incompetence.

But in Florida in 2000, the exit polls had Gore winning. As it turned out, some of the people who reported that they’d voted for Gore were among (a) those whose votes were not counted or (b) those who were misled by a faulty ballot into voting for Buchanan.

Exactly. Like I said – results that should have raised a red flag.

NBC News reported tonight that the Florida GOP is issuing a brochure to all Republicans to obtain their absentee ballot as soon as possible, regardless of whether they will/will not be away from home on election day.

Anyone in Florida to corroborate the story from a local point of view?

I just started a related GD thread: “Do we have time to get paper trails on electronic voting machines before November?” – http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5121804#post5121804

From “How They Could Steal the Election This Time,” by Ronnie Dugger, in The Nation, August 16, 2004 (http://www.thenation.com/doc.mhtml?i=20040816&s=dugger):

Update: I just got a phone call from (a recording of) Governor Jeb Bush, urging me to make sure I’m registered to vote and that my registration is up-to-date with my current address, and advising me I’ll soon be getting a registration form in the mail. I assumed it was a state-funded service, but, after Jeb was done speaking, another voice came on and said, “This message is paid for by the Republican Party of Florida.” Now, I’m a registered Democrat and that information is publicly available from the Hillsborough County Supervisor of Elections Office. I can only infer the RFP is calling everybody regardless of party affiliation. I wonder why? Possibilities:

  1. The RFP is genuinely concerned, out of a sense of civic responsibility, that all eligible Floridians of all parties are properly registered to vote this year. :stuck_out_tongue:

  2. The RFP is doing this for the sake of public relations and repairing the damage wrought by the latest “felons list” flap.

  3. . . . I can’t think of a 3.

You can’t imagine Jeb screwing up?

They found the lost records. Isn’t that just so precious.

Someone wanna check the “last modified” dates on those “recovered” files, just to be safe?

This is what I was hoping since 2000 that they would use in FL (I know there’s at least one old thread in which I suggested it too.)

What could be easier than having a ballot set up like this:

Vote for one (1) presidential canidate:

-[blank space here] -> George W Bush (republican)
-[blank space here] -> John Kerry (democrat)
-[blank space here] -> Ralph Nader (libertarian)
-[blank space here] -> Space Ghost (cartoon talkshow host)

OR

write in __________________

That’s pretty much how the ballot is set up in my state most years- Looks like in Cleveland too. You take your magic pen and write across the blank space of your choice to make one of the arrows complete. In other years you’d fill in a circle next to the name of your choice with said pen instead. Either way, the pen is read by the optical scanner, and they have someone standing right there at the scanner as you feed it in to let you know if you spoiled your ballot some how so the machine rejects it. I assume you go back and do it again if you screw up, but I’ve never seen anyone have a problem.

Afterwards you still have the ballots to hand count if necessary, and the scanners can’t be hacked or have hard drive crashes. I guess it was too simple a solution, and not expensive enough for it to be used in FL :frowning:

Someone mentioned using ATM style devices to vote , so how’s about actually using ATM’s , almost everyone has a bank card , the peeps that don’t or are challenged with them, go to normal paper ballots.

I am sure the bank software can accomodate the situation , and lord knows ,the banks know if your a citizen or not.

Declan

You mean you wonder why it hasn’t caught on in Florida? Because, just as other Dopers have reported, that’s what we use here. The machine counts each vote immediately. It also rejects a ballot which has been voted incorrectly, which is better for the voter. If you loused it up, the machine will tell you exactly why (overvoted, left the thing blank, etc) and then you have the choice of asking the election inspector to override it (vote it anyway, knowing it won’t be counted) or to get a new ballot and try again.

At the end of the polling day, summarizing the results is a combination of doing things by hand (and maintaining hard evidence) and preserving the machine’s work. There is careful accounting to make sure the numbers in the poll books match the number of voted ballots as counted by the machine, and that every ballot that was there are the beginning of the day is there at the end of the day. Ballots are placed in a sealed box (and are kept for 22 months, or so, so they are there for recountability). Tapes of the results–looks just like a calculator tape or a store receipt–are printed out, sealed with the poll book and other papers, and sent to three different offices and also posted at the polling station. Results can also be modemed to the clerk straight from the machine. The memory card with the data is placed into a sealed bag and also sent on to the People In Charge.

It is possible to have an electronic-touchscreen system and still have a verifiable paper trail – provided the machine prints a paper ballot right after the voter makes his/her final entry – so the voter can see that the paper ballot accurately reflects his/her votes.

From “How They Could Steal the Election This Time,” by Ronnie Dugger, in The Nation, August 16, 2004 (http://www.thenation.com/doc.mhtml?i=20040816&s=dugger):

Simple, obvious, and cheap. But, for some reason, Governor Jeb Bush, and his new appointed Secretary of State Glenda Hood, and our Repub-controlled state legislature just don’t wanna hear about this . . .