So, I’m taking this week off. Got some idle time to do some laundry, clean the apartment, and write some haiku:
Cleaning the apartment,
that damned son of a bitch
never will I sublet again, I say!
Thank God I have this week off. 
Tripler
Oy vey, so much clutter!!
Tripler is bummed out
His apartment is a mess
Good luck with cleaning
In The Manner of/
The Simpsons’ Comic Book Guy/
‘Worst Haiku Ever!’.
If you please,
I have no haiku style here,
I just have lots of free time.
Tripler
I once was never from Nantucket. . .
I burning your dog./
Straight Dope Message Board cliche./
When come back, bring pie.
I like this game.
Leave my dog alone
And stop eating my damn pie
Instead have cookies.
It’s like those stories,
where each person adds a bit-
with funny results.
There’s more to Haiku than 5/7/5, though.
hamsters of the dope
my last haiku was sublime
why do you mock me?
If you must sublet
You need to spell out the rules:
“Please, don’t shit on floor.”
“And, if you would stop
Wiping boogers on the wall
That would be super.”
I knew there was a format
just not so rigid .
Who cares? I have beer.
Laundry done, bathroom clean
I leave the kitchen for Tuesday.
Tomorrow.
Tripler
This haiku crap,
is harder than I thought,
thank God it doesn’t rhyme.
I cleaned my place too
What happened to the remote?
Did I throw it out?
Rain shrouds the lotus.
Or is it the beer? Patience.
You may write one yet.
Church sign says, “What have you done
With God’s Son?” I say
“He was that way when I found Him.”
I know not haiku.
The next 2 days, I know:
sunshine, barbecue, beer.
Tripler
Plenty of beer, lots of food
come haiku with me
We’ll call it redneck poetry.
Boob tube: Olympics
Thorpe Phelps Gymnastics, uh-huh
yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn
(way not up to the haiku at my friend’s blog: http://haikupurgatory.blogspot.com )
Arose this morning,
made an omelet, had a beer.
Just because I could.
[sub]Okay, that wasn’t in proper haiku format, but what the heck. I’ll call it Trip-ku[/sub]
G’head, gimme your mundane monstrosities put into prose.
Tripler
Mushrooms are good,
so is the cheese.
Good coffee too.