Here you go, control-z, since you are already living in fucking fantasy land. I thought I’d rewrite you an ending that appeals to your sensitivity:
McNevin: “Ma’am, you are under arrest. Now, extinguish your cigarette, turn off your cell phone and step out of the car.”
Goodwin: “No, I’m calling somebody.”
McNevin: “Ma’am, I’m serious. It’s time to get off the phone. Now!”
Goodwin: “Shush! I’m ON THE PHONE!”
McNevin: “Well, I… uh… hurry it up. We’re on the shoulder here and it’s dangerous.”
Goodwin: “Hush fool! I’m using my minutes.”
McNevin: “Ma’am, seriously. This is highly irregular. I must insist–”
Goodwin: “…Says he’s gonna arrest me. Yeah, I know. I feel like Rosa Parks up in this mother fucker!”
McNevin: “Ma’am, I see no direct connection between this situation and that fateful bus ride in–”
Goodwin: “Well, not a literal connection, but… wait. Was I talking to you?”
McNevin: “Well, no, but–”
Goodwin: “Then shut it. I’m talking to my brother.”
McNevin: “Ma’am, there are cars zipping by and the city is short staffed for patrol officers today. I have to ask again, firmly this time, please disconnect the phone conversation and–”
Goodwin: “…Jus’ set the timer on the oven to 45 minutes Billy. You’re only heating up a frozen dinner for cryin’ out loud.”
McNevin: “Ma’am?”
Goodwin: “Stouffer’s, right? 'cause I hate that other kind you always buy.”
McNevin: “Ma’am?”
Goodwin: “Hold on, I can’t hear you.” Begins rolling up the window.
McNevin: “Ma’am, DO NOT ROLL UP THAT WINDOW! MA’AM! I’M SERIOUS! THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS HERE! MA’AM!”
Goodwin: “Well just put what you don’t eat in the ice box, Billy, it ain’t rocket science.”
McNevin: “Ma’am, I’m begging you… Please step out of the car. Or could you at least back up a bit out of the road.”
Goodwin: Rolling down the window. “Did you just call me a black bitch?”
McNevin: “What?!”
Goodwin into cell phone: “He just called me a black bitch. I can’t believe this mother f–”
McNevin: "Ma’am, no. I said Back up a bit, as in out of the road.
Goodwin: “Racist motherfuck just called me a black bitch, Billy. I’m gonna have his badge, damn straight.”
Anyone want to take it from here?