Er…it’s a virtual bottle of rum, you know. (The cigar’s virtual, too.)
Oh, OK.
Still want it? Or is the virtual cigar enough?
Oh, the virtual cigar is enough. I’ll put it up as a trophy.
Thanks
So, are you saying I also get a virtual cigar? Cool!
Starts puffing away.
turning green.
tosses out cigar and upchucks in the bushes.
My God, what’s in these things?