“A certain jenesaisquoi” is oxymoronic; jenesaisquois are ipso facto uncertain.
“It’s always in the last place you look!!”
Well, yeah. Typically, after I find something, I stop looking…
“Get a life”
“I’m rubber, you’re glue. What you say bounces off me and sticks to you.”
Goddamn board meetings anyway.
Hey, Veb, next time you hear that one, expose him for the poseur he is: “Uh, you mean rode hard and put away wet.”
Take it from the Wyoming Guy.
“Chill out”
I’m bothered by the misuse of “hopefully,” as in “Hopefully it won’t rain tomorrow.”
** Weapons of Mass Destruction **
Expect the unexpected.
When push comes to shove
isn’t that the same thing?
All that and a bag of chips
The one that really annoys me is:
“I’m outty!”
meaning that the person who says this is leaving. My little brother heard it on the show Lizzie McGuire on the Disney Channel, and now he uses it…ahhhhhhhh
“Cheer up, it might never happen”
Why do they think I look so miserable in the first place? It’s already happened! Just now! Twice!