Wouldn’t you…notice she wasn’t a virgin?
Blowjobs don’t count! That’s what Father O’Malley told me…:eek:
Not necessarily.
Not necessarily. One of the big problems with the “bloody sheet” test: some women have no or almost no hymen at all, some only a small one that doesn’t bleed, some lose their hymen growing up, for example during strenuous activity or what have you, etc.
Oglaf is sometimes quite remarkably weird. Today’s strip; I mean WTF? How the hell?
I just know that YAAAAAY! is not what I would be yelling.
I am…unconvinced by her logic. What she needs to find is someone with a dick like a stick, so he can move it around in there…this situation just seems like it would make entry painful as heck and actual intercourse too difficult to be pleasurable.
Maybe something that can be inflated after entry?
I suspect that, in the excitement, they failed to examine their logic. Maybe next week will bring an answer.
Now we know where the cows served at Milliways are raised: The Heel of Empire.
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Hint: if Oglaf.com is slow to update the default page or listing the new one in the archive, they usually post a link to the newest installment on https://twitter.com/OglafRSS first.
A/T:
A - If you’re not getting sex, you may as well not get it with somebody hot.
T - You can seem mysterious and unavailable by not showing up.
I’m not a prude or anything, but I actually find the strips not involving sex funnier. Like when they are mocking fantasy tropes.
I find the ones where she’s able to mock fantasy tropes in a way that involves sex to be amongst the funniest. The whole cumsprite thing is hilarious.
My favorite one is still the prologue to “The Lonely Mountain”, the one about the teeth. I also recently sent someone links to the two “Muse” ones (with a heavy warning about the risks of perusing the rest of the site). The sex ones tend to be less funny and more surreal, especially now.
I kind of agree, but then mocking sexual politics is good, too. I guess I just generally like mocking things. I always look forward to a new Oglaf.
My favorite is still this one about Medusa -
That assessment of clever humour is dead on. And I laughed out loud when the “camera” pulls back to show a bagpipe player.
I’m guessing this wasn’tthe momentshe was waiting for.
alt=“We squirt venom”
title=“Anyone without a clit can join the Cobra Clits as long as they have a cobra.”
Today’s strip I really don’t get