I don’t know… moist panty gusset seems somewhat sexy in some fetishy way. But I think the whitebait is what did him in.
alt=“the owl part is wise, the bear bit doesn’t care”
title=“It’s everyone’s favourite chimera, til the crocoduck shows up.”
http://oglaf.com/fully-fleshed/
Ok, that was just plain lame.
I dunno. I snorted.
Phoned in. Again.
That was one of the funniest ones in a very long time.
Huh, well I was sure the punchline to that one would involve gay sex in some way. I was all ready to yawn, and then it went off in another direction.
I bitched last week, so I’ll not continue bitching. But that’s an extremely low bar.
Shutting up now.
Just a couple of blowjob cookies please.
Doggy style muffins
Anal fudge brownies
Spanking bear claws
Gangbang eclairs
I believe this invention would herald the end of the human race. And a severe spike in the price of flour.
I’ll have the tart please.
Just a glazed muffin for me, please.
Nothing fruity, please.
anything, as long as there’s no carob in it. 
I learned a new word from the alt text.
Huh. I use Chrome by default, but when I opened the strip with Opera to read the alt text, the headline text was different.
Chrome: Suddenly I’ve lost interest in porn and gained it in wiping up jism.
Opera: Sperm count down but sperm size up. I think they’ve been eating each other.
Further exploration:
Internet Exploder: Am I too anal about sex?
Firefox: I always steal the honey, but those stupid bees keep making more.
Instead of opening different browsers you could just hit F5, you get a random headline every time you load the page. 
And of course, nice buns.
I like cooking with the paipans.
Do you want those buns toasted?
I wonder if they make jammy dodgers?
All the waiting, all the refreshing the page, all for this Moment
alt=“These loot bags seem to attract bandits.”
title=“the moment can’t stay. It moves on due to momentum”