Oh, Cecil. Where are you? Beckdawrek summons you

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Dear Mr. Adams,

I have a Ouiji board. I have sage. I have an effing dream catcher for crissakes!!

Get your butt on this board and give us(me) a thrill.

We need uplifting. We need your humor. We need Ed Zotti to tell you to come back.

I know you read the board.
I can feel it.

Come home, oh, Cecil Adams. Please, come home.

:smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Yours truly: bad, bad, bad beck.

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The Great and Powerful Cecil. Where is he indeed, is he even real?

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Oh, he’s real.

(Cecil, “there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home” just sayin’)

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@Beckdawrek

Watch out for the man behind the curtain.

~VOW

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Careful, Beck.
There are more powers in Heaven and Earth than are writ of in thy philosophy.

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There was actually a thread a looooong ways back (like 15 years-ish) where a member beseeched Perfect Master to appear. He did, and his post was basically “Hey, OP. -Cecil”

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Spooky voice mode [ON]: “I’m over heeeeaaaaar… I will move the table as a sign. There…can you feel it? Now I will… $#@X! what the F-CK? Damn cat!”

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I thought it was something like, “Get lost”, or “Beat it, loser!”

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I’m not worried. Cecil will like me.
Why wouldn’t he? :wink:

Come on, Unca Cec, you know you want to.
Come meet ol’ beck. And give the board a thrill.

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:grimacing:

What will we do if…

…Cecil is BIGFOOT?

:foot:

~VOW

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Aaaaccckkk!
Noooo!

I bet he is just as elusive. Has anyone ever seen a pic? I think not.

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Not gonna be so easy to noodle this one. Best of Luck.

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Sounds like the OP :star_struck:

The Wizard

You’re a leader with a great sense of humor and a lively disposition. You’re very enthusiastic and adore the arts, the occult, fantasy, and mysticism. People accuse you of being flaky at times, but that’s only because you find yourself in so many different projects at once–which makes it hard for you to focus on any one thing at a time.
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That sounds so familiar…hmmm?

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I think Cecil has been replaced by Beck’s buddy, discobot.

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Hush your mouth.

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: My reply is no

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See, I told you.:yum:

Cecil is much more intelligent.

(Kiss kiss kiss)

I have no shame.

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According to the illustrations of a certain S. Signorino, Mr. Adams is either a turkey wearing a mortarboard or a man in boxers and a wife-beater with a bag over his head.

I have also read that he is a recluse, an old geezer, and a Luddite of sorts. He’s probably living in a nondescript shack in downstate Illinois, just now learning from ancient newspapers like the Chicago Reader that Joe Maddon is leaving for the Angels.

~Max

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Oh, god. Wouldn’t it be horrible if he forgot his email address and password?
He may be out there trying to log in the the New site, as we speak.
Surely Ed Zotti wrote down these things. Cecil ain’t got no freakin’ time to remember such mundane things.

I know you’re tryin’ to log in, big Guy.
Find a payphone(hard, I know) call Lil’Ed collect. Get your pertinents and get in this here thread(topic, jeez).