Oh god yeah that feels good

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Mmmmm… yeah… oh yeah right there. Keep doing that. Oh man it feels good. Unnnghhh, dont stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like that. You like that? yeah I know you do. Oh, wait… chocolate? You’re putting what where? Ok… let’s try it. … oh WOW yeah so good… so goodasldfkj… yeah no dont stop, please for the love of God dont stop. I’m almost there… just a little more.a little more… harder, faster… oh i’m so wet… wait… here we gooo… hooooooooooh yeah. yeah… oh wow. thank you so much.

Man that was a damn good hot-fudge sundae.

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Jeez, I’d tell you to get a room but I think I’d prefer if you left the building entirely.

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Hot-fudge sundae? That’ll be one of those euphemism things, won’t it?

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Wait…exactly what part of the hot fuge sundae did you want “harder” and “faster”?

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The nuts slapping against his chin?

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I’ll accept that it was a hot fudge sundae.
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Now just tell us what in the HELL you were doing with it.

On second thought, don’t please.

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I thought those came with a banana split.

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A sundae is a banana split without the banana.

So why is there no banana?

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I dunno, but it may explain why there doesn’t seem to be any cream involved, either.

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Doesn’t all the cream get licked off at the end?

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Ooooh you English girls.
I love ya when you talk dirty :smiley:

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Chowder, if that’s all it takes, you’re far too easy!

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::jumping up and down, waving my hand in the air::
OOH OOH, I’m easy too!!!

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So I’ve heard…

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Wrong answer.

The reason that there’s no banana in a sundae is because the banana split.

2nd grade humor roolz.

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'Cause it’s in his pocket.

Either that, or he’s very happy to see us.

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I’m a damn sight easier than that matey.

jumps up and down frantically waving both hands in air and whistling