Oh. Hello!

[JimNightshade]

Hi.

Hello.

[Czarcasm]

How’s the weather?

[pjd]

Oh hello !

[Q.Q.Switcheroo]

Is it me you’re looking for?

[Dung_Beetle]

Long time no see!

[Thudlow_Boink]

Hello.

[XOldiesJock]

Nothing to say but what a day how’s your boy been?

[not_what_you_d_expect]

Hey, hope you’ve been well.

[kenobi_65]

@Q.Q.Switcheroo

Is it me you’re looking for?

Possibly so!

[blondebear]

Hello There

[XOldiesJock]

Hello It’s Me

[kenobi_65]

Hello there!

[Tripler]

Word up, yo!

Tripler
How copy, over?

[purplehorseshoe]

Hola!

[Mark_Finn]

French-only greetings drop in Montreal as ‘bonjour, hi’ gains popularity

[Frodo]

Buenas!, que acelga? que talco? tirando para no empujar?

[Chefguy]

Bonjour! Comment allez-vous?

[WildaBeast]

I pictured this thread like the sort of cheesy TV opening where the actor pretends we the viewers caught them unaware. “Oh, hello there. I didn’t see you come in…”

TV Tropes calls this the Fourth Wall Greeting.

[Q.Q.Switcheroo]

@WildaBeast

the actor pretends we the viewers caught them unaware. “Oh, hello there. I didn’t see you come in…”

As done with a twist on SCTV:

SCTV - GOT A MINUTE? - Dr. Sid Dithers on Stress