Oh, If I Only Had a Time Machine

I’ve been poking around in the Library of Congress online photographic collection (and boy is it a bitch to figure out how to find anything) and I stumbled across a bunch of photographs of hotties that are pretty amazing. Not a one of them would look out of place in a Hollywood movie of today. Okay, enough of my blathering, you folks want links don’t you? Well, here they are.

A babe from 1900.

Another one from around that time.

It looks like she’s thinking, “You expect me to marry that?

Here, let me just undo the back of that for you.

The creator of the Kewpie doll.

"Dear John, I’m sorry, but I’ve just met the most wonderful man from the future.

Some cornfed Iowa gals learning to tap dance.

I wonder if they’re performing Dionysus?

That beaker ain’t the only thing that’s smokin’!

You should’ve seen Helen of Troy!

STOP! You’ll destroy the fabric of time! One of those women could know your grandmother! :eek:

Eh, granny got hers, now it’s time for me to get mine! :wink:

The first girl in your OP is Evelyn Nesbit, who had a juicy history. She was a sexpot at sixteen, married to a sexual sadist in her early twenties, and became famous first as a “Gibson Girl,” then as the girlfriend of John Barymore, and finally as the wife of a famous architect, the woman for whom her jealous husband murdered another ex boyfriend. Quite a story! Wikipedia has a few other pix of her, but I have seen the one you posted elsewhere with her story.

You have great taste!

Don’t forget Frances Cleveland!

Elizabeth McGovern did a sexy take on her in Ragtime! :slight_smile:

I thought porn had to adhere to the two clicks rule?

It’s sexy, but a couple don’t seem period. Ther are two pictures that seem modern-- in black and white digital. Or maybe these are just ruminations from the past

Which ones seem modern?

I’d say Evelyn Nesbit would fit right in with just a change of dress. Put her in blue jeans with a blouse tied together over a bare midriff and she’d stop traffic anywhere.

I have a book of photographs of the Mississippi steamboat business in the late 1800s. One of them is a candid snapshot of a couple enjoying an excursion. The girl is a major-league cutie, the guy is a fairly good-looking fellow, and they look like they’re having the time of their lives. Utterly charming.

Ah, here’s the book:

Two GGILFs for everyyyyyyyyyyyy boy!!!

Woah! I just checked out your link, and saw that L. M. Montgomery used a photo of her as a model for Anne of Green Gables (one of my favorite book series and movies). Evelyn and Anne couldn’t be more different, but that’s a very fun little factoid.

Er… is this the time to mention that I was looking at a collection of photographs related to the SS Eastland disaster, and was thinking that this woman needed someone to comfort her?

Of course, with the time machine there are a number of hotties who could be SAVED without ever causing the great-grandparent problems mentioned up thread.

(Really, it’s all about doing good deeds. Honest.)

Who was it who said everybody used to be homely? He should step this way.

According to family legend, my paternal grandmother and her sisters were the belles of Salt Lake City, ca. 1908. Another story has my great grandmother taking the girls down to Santa Monica around that time, following a quarrel with my ggf.

I did my thesis on that case-both Nesbit and Thaw (her husband) were from Pittsburgh. She was known as “The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing.”

Well, I dunno. They all have such unhealthy gray pallors. :stuck_out_tongue:

Threads like this are why I miss Eve.

Actually, I bet if she went out with the outfit she’s pictured in, she’d stop traffic.

They stopped at Salt Lake to inquire the way
Where Brigham declared that sweet Betsy should stay
But Betsy got frightened and ran like a deer
While Brigham stood pawing the ground like a steer!

– “Sweet Betsy from Pike”