Several recent threads have dealt with the idiocy of tipping. Myself, I wish tipping had never begun. But since some people depend on it for their living, I comply. E.g., I tip 20% in restaurants if the service is even marginally acceptable. Servers are not only expected by their employers to earn part of their income this way, the IRS taxes them on it whether they make it or not. Convention has placed me into labor negotiations with them every time I sit down for a hamburger, but that’s no reason to stiff them.
That said…
What really pisses me off are people who try to vote themselves raises by asserting new tipping conventions, out of the blue effing sky.
Which (figuratively) takes us to the incidents prompting this rant…
Flying out of BWI last week, the ticketing agent took my checked bag, and handed me my two boarding passes (there was a connecting flight in Phoenix). He went through the usual speech, “OK, Mr. Shakespeare, you’ll be boarding at gate B14, here’re your boarding passes, your luggage is checked through to Las Vegas,… and let’s not forget a small tip for the man”.
He was a fast talker, and the shift from the standard info to a pitch for a tip was so abrupt, that I’d already thanked him and started walking away before I realized I’d been hit up.
I always vacation by car. So until a recent job change, I hadn’t flown much for a long time. But last I remember, checking bags at an airline counter was not a service that required a tip. I assumed that this guy was just greedy, trying the sneaky strategy I mentioned above.
But he doesn’t seem to be alone.
Yesterday morning, I checked in for the return flight in Vegas. The ticketing agent gave me my boarding passes, paused, and said, “And I will be taking care of your bag”. This time, the pause was long enough for me to realize that he was definitely asking for a tip.
I inquired, “What exactly will you be doing with my bag?”
He replied, “I’ll be taking it over there”. He pointed to a conveyor belt, maybe 10-15 feet away.
I said, “And when did you start expecting a tip for that?”
He answered with the practiced non-sequitur, “It’s a porter service”.
I shook my head. “Nope – a porter carries your bags here from the taxi. But I carried my own bag. I always do. If checking my bag is no longer part of your job, I’ll be glad to carry it over there myself.”
He replied that, for safety reasons, I was not allowed behind the counter.
“Then I’m afraid I can’t help you. Thank you for checking my bag. Have a nice day.” I flashed a mouth-only smile, and patiently watched until he’d done his job.
I could understand if I’d been checking a trunk full of bowling balls. But this bag was a small, standard carry-on size suitcase, barely big enough for three days worth of summer-in-Las-Vegas clothes.
Arggggghhh!
Maybe it’s long been standard to hit up vacationers? As I said, I wouldn’t know.
Or maybe the Las Vegas destination got me the ‘high-roller’ treatment? (Which would be to laugh – I was traveling partly for a work conference, ate at Arby’s every morning I was there and didn’t gamble a nickel).
I’m done ranting, but I’m mildly curious how widespread it is to have to tip airline ticketing agents. If I was unaware of a standard practice, I stand corrected. But still just as pissed.