Oh, just run and lose

[foolsguinea]

Well. I did not register as a Democratic candidate in my own state legislative district. I don’t think anyone else did either. I just dropped politics and did other things.

But now I’m thinking, yeah, I should run. I may run as Pirate Party, because honestly I think I could get the Pastafarian vote. But I hate all that running around saying, “Arrr.”

[running_coach]

@foolsguinea

Well. I did not register as a Democratic candidate in my own state legislative district. I don’t think anyone else did either. I just dropped politics and did other things.

But now I’m thinking, yeah, I should run. I may run as Pirate Party, because honestly I think I could get the Pastafarian vote. But I hate all that running around saying, “Arrr.”

Except on Fox News where it would be “Deee”.

[BrainGlutton]

@foolsguinea

Well. I did not register as a Democratic candidate in my own state legislative district. I don’t think anyone else did either. I just dropped politics and did other things.

But now I’m thinking, yeah, I should run. I may run as Pirate Party, because honestly I think I could get the Pastafarian vote. But I hate all that running around saying, “Arrr.”

Maybe you could found a U.S. branch of the Monster Raving Loony Party.

[kaylasdad99]

@foolsguinea

Well. I did not register as a Democratic candidate in my own state legislative district. I don’t think anyone else did either. I just dropped politics and did other things.

But now I’m thinking, yeah, I should run. I may run as Pirate Party, because honestly I think I could get the Pastafarian vote. But I hate all that running around saying, “Arrr.”

@runner pat

Except on Fox News where it would be “Deee”.

• golf clap *

[twickster]

Moved Elections --> MPSIMS.

[Tom_Tildrum]

@BrainGlutton

Maybe you could found a U.S. branch of the Monster Raving Loony Party.

He already said he didn’t register as a Democrat.

[foolsguinea]

@BrainGlutton

Maybe you could found a U.S. branch of the Monster Raving Loony Party.

Oh, I would, but I can’t sign on to their platform of Just Not Caring.