They’re right now playing Johnny Cash singing I’m Being Eaten By A Boa Constrictor!
God can imitate Johnny Cash?
The Shel Silverstein poem???
Are you sure?
Have you been drinking?
Who are they?
Yes, the Shel Silverstein poem.
Yes, I’m sure.
Nothing alcoholic.
Big John Howell on Country Gold.
Hmmmmm… is it still on? I’d like to catch it.
How long is that Boa anyway? har
Naw, that was over a half hour ago. Perhaps if you ask him nice, he’ll play it again next week.
That has to be a very short song. The whole poem is only like 10 lines.
The Boa eats more body parts in the song than in the poem, apparently.
Let’s see. Johnny Cash, eaten by a boa constrictor.
And it’s almost – Sunday morning. Comin’ down!
At least the boa didn’t have to get its meal *One piece at a time *. Does this mean June will now be wearing a Long black veil ?
Sorry , I’ll go away now, no need to send the Ghost riders in the sky after me.
After that string of puns, you deserve to have Ghost Riders sent after you 
You only have yourself to blame, you’re listening to country music. That causes no end of trauma in most people. There’s a whole chapter in medical text books for this syndrome, you know. I suggest you seek professional medical help.