Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!

Ever have to tell somebody that you had an axe in your head, only to be foiled by some damn language barrier? Well, suffer no more!

Particularly useful, by the way, if you’re in the habit of pissing off Klingons.

Well, how is it that we always find these threads too late. There I was in Finland with and axe in my head and the hospital there didn’t understand English… Oh nevermind, this joke sucked before it even began…sigh. Someday I will be funny, I swear.

I swear it upon the axe in my head.

What language is spoken in afghanistan?

Now, how do you say that in Finnish?