Funky tomato sauce? Compost pile.
Fish booze!
Because we’d rather live fast & die young rather than drinking one of those vile things
Band name?
For the record, what it actually says is “Return complete”, so yes, this is how it works, at least here using Staples as the return depot. Refund was issued within an hour of returning the item to Staples, and the return was logged by Amazon as received three days later. I’m still not comfortable with Stalples’ inability to issue a receipt, and I still wouldn’t return high-value items this way.
I just ripped my November calendar page off and saw my “I Voted” sticker, and thought “I voted and all I got was this lousy sticker.”
We shan’t mention the wire brush enema you’re about to get along with your sticker.