Oh no they've already started looking for Sarah Connor - 61% of Internet Traffic is Non-human

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Fee free to make your own sentient computer joke.

I couldn’t, I wasn’t programmed with a sense of humor.

You’re not evil, they just programmed you that way?

100% of internet traffic is non-human. I mean, unless someone’s whistling into a modem somewhere.

I, for one, welcome our new Cyberdyne Systems overlords.

I’m going to start shutting down my PC at night. I knew my cats were up to no good.

No, the evil is something that emerges once an AI gains sentience, kind of like the bonus points you get with your supermarket purchase.

how much of that 61% is pornography

Let’s clear something critical up right now. This is not all Internet traffic. It is just the number of web pages visited. A much smaller proportion of overall traffic. In particular, it doesn’t count video streaming such as Netflix which is a major load on the Internet. It also doesn’t count email, file sharing, etc.

The article linked to in the OP is incredibly poorly written.

Nice try Cyberdyne. What are you gonna try to convince us of next? That my aluminum NSA mind data collection interception headgear doesn’t work?