You can get all your GrOuPthink directives just by watching Fox News on a daily basis.
:rolleyes: 
Daniel
Damn you for beating me to the punch, Binarydrone!
Daniel
Ha! Now we see the favoritism already beginning! It can’t be long before I have a disposable income and can begin oppressing people.
One of us! One of us1
Ha! Now we see the favoritism already beginning! It can’t be long before I have a disposable income and can begin oppressing people.
One of us! One of us!
WTF? Do I get 2 posts for one as well?
Since you have Seen the Light, my good comrade, may I interest you in this website.
RULE OCEANIA!
Binarydrone, have you seen the Bush/Orwell 2004 bumper sticker?
To become a conservative means that instead of jerking your left knee, you’re jerking your right.
Okay, who left the cage open?
Fio uoyecnado thiwo ehto godo, nehto uoyerao diputso!
Hahaha
Congradulations on deciding to join. The first order of business is for you to attend the orientation meetings. They are conviently split up to prevent to much of the dogma from escaping.
How to become more like ‘The Man’ Mon 6-8 pm
Destroying the environment Tues 6-8 pm
Oppressing Women Wed 6-7:30 pm
Exploiting the Working class Thur 6-8 pm
Subverting constitutional freedoms Fri 5-8pm
There are also home study workshops on “Persecution of Homosexuality”, “Why anything that ain’t Christian ain’t right”, “Lying about FDR, JFK, and Clinton”, “Xenophobia improvisation:When you can’t think of a reason to belittle them”, and “Funneling money to hate groups without losing your job”
A representative will be around shortly to help you fill out the paper work and determine which demon will gain possesion of your soul.
You forgot something - “It’s Clinton’s fault”.
You are now equipped to win every argument.
Regards,
Shodan
I wonder, though, where the where the fucking celebrities fall into this- it can’t be that there aren’t any in this lauded 1%. Now they seem to have a shitload of money, at least compared to your every day Democrat, Republican or third party voter, yet they (with a few exceptions) espouse liberalism wholeheartedly. Hell, they’re the ones most likely to make Democrats look like socialist wack-jobs. How much money in the US do people in the enterainment industries control, and how much are they putting “back into the community”? Damn little if the fact that celbs actually doing so is a feel-good news story is anything to go by. Bunch of hypocritical asshats. Dems could improve their party image imensely by disowning the celebrity lunatics.
No no no, it’s the other way around, it’s us uncompassionate, racist, war mongering, insensitive conservatives who want to poison the air, pollute the water, take away Social Security from old people, let school children starve, and who rigged the 2000 election, that are the real reason that the world is bad.