So fine, I get it. Everything good in the world is because of the Republican/Conservative/Right-wing folks, and everything bad is because of the Liberal American Hating Commie Hippy type Fags. Fine.
So where do I sign up for the one party dictatorship? Will I need a partial lobotomy, or is there some drug that you give me? Really.
pass the fucking liberty fries.
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Double Plus Good.
Your red, white and blue armband is in the mail…
Perhaps if you didn’t hate America so much, you wouldn’t be so sarcastic.
That’s right, Binary, We BELONG in Iraq. It’s our job-nay-our Destiny to rid the world of dictators and evil-doers. We’re the world’s policeman, and Iraq is on our beat.
Dontcha just love the bullshit you’re supposed to swallow just to have other people like Giraffe think you love America?
Buncha shit if you ask me.
Sam
I know, I know. Hence, I am trying to surrender. Perhaps the red white and blue arm band will come with the drugs.
Wait: fuck! Drugs are bad! Bad! Perhaps I need to drink more.
Good news, Binarydrone, you get to skip the lobotomy due to a pre-existing condition.
The assimilation will be largely painless.
Please undress in this cubicle. Ms Coulter and Mr Limbaugh will be along once they’ve got their surgical gloves on.
Whoosh.
Dropping sarcasm cloak for an important aside
For the record, I have found Giraffe to be a thoughtful poster, and not at all one of the folks that I am complaining about.
Just so that you know (based on other posts of your that I have read), your opinion means less to me than the whistling of the winter wind through a dead tree. That being said, it is refreshing that you seems to be admitting that either a lobotomy or extreme stupidity seem to be a requisite of embracing the Conservative worldview.
Also, apparently the extreme stupidity is already setting in (based on my foolish typos).
Maybe people can find a happy medium between suit wearing, crew-cut right-wing date-raping secret society conservatives with their conspiracy to make the top 1% of white men wealthier at the expense of the rest of the world, answering to no law other that Jesus Christ and God almighty and the long haired, Berkinstock wearing left-wing tree-hugging hippy liberals marching forward with their homosexual army to fight for legalized drugs and government welfare throughout the world?
Conservatives answer to the long haired, Berkinstock wearing left-wing tree-hugging hippy liberals marching forward with their homosexual army to fight for legalized drugs and government welfare throughout the world? Well I never.
:d&r:
Dammit, Giraffe, use an Emoticon when being sarcastic!
You did a great job of parroting what most conservatives would say in response to a thread like this…
Sam
Just don’t see any reason to cut up a perfectly good organ that hasn’t been used to any extent.
It’s freedom fries, you could have check the 12 edition of the party dictionary before violating doublespeak. Anyway the thought police will have you soon
And think, once we control all that great oil in Iraq, we’ll have the energy we need to go back to just shocking you into a stupor.
Reading this, it occurs to me that the whole “freedom fries,” corpse-moving, soon-to-ship-the-Statue-of-Liberty-back-to-France attitude being espoused by some conservatives these days is simply their answer to political correctness. Where liberals are often accused of trying to be fair to too many ideas, these conservatives can be criticized for being fair to none.
And jjimm, the Coulter/Limbaugh thing is going to give me nightmares tonight, I just know it. Thanks much. 
We welcome you, Binarydrone
Where Rush is the sine qua non.
Where slav’ry is free
Big Brothers o’ersee
And, peace, we will never condone.
People who use emoticons also hate America. Real Americans don’t need symbols to express their emotions for them.