OK, famous people: STOP DYING!!!

[zamboniracer]

@Terrifel

Given the fact that cable TV has space for a Weather Channel, a Food Channel, several news channels, and a country music channel, there really ought to be a Death Channel specifically devoted to broadcasting the funerals and memorial services of the rich and famous.

This is a BRILLIANT idea. It should be called the D! channel.

Like the E! channel, but with a D!.

Now, where’s my rolodex that lists the cable tv channel owners.

[Polycarp]

@Scott_plaid

Are you german? I you are, then you are spelling the word for beer perfectly. If not, :eek: bier (bîr)
n. 1. A stand on which a corpse or a coffin containing a corpse is placed before burial.
2. A coffin along with its stand: followed the bier to the cemetery.
[Alteration (influenced by French bière, coffin) of Middle English ber, from Old English bēr.]The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

I am glad to see that your wit-ectomy went well, and you’re recuperating well!

[Slithy_Tove]

In the future, everyone will be dead for fifteen minutes.