Lordy, I’m sure the last thing he wants is the tip.
(Who the hell was using this thing? A leper?)
Where’s the option for “No, but I think it might be fun to try”? I just don’t know if I want to waste the money on something I may not like. And unlike pretty much everything else, there’s absolutely no way I’d be willing to sell it.
I always knew those guys on Capitol Hill were a bunch of cunts.
Good grief, I’d rather buy diner, sit through a crappy movie and sneak out the back door at 2:00am…let someone else deal with the mess. 
(that just sounds really mean)
Jeez it takes about five minutes to warm it up beforehand with warm water out of the tap, and then another couple to wash it out afterwards. Hardly something that needs to be scheduled into your week. I typically decide “I’m horny, think I’ll have a wank” and then less than 10 minutes later I’m doing so, and whilst the fleshlight is warming up I can pick out the porn I want to watch. Don’t see the problem myself.
Fuckin’ pervert!
The best thing about shanking is that you don’t need anything but a locked door (or a very understanding flat mate). Why complicate life’s greatest freebie with equipment?
“A matter of TASTE?” My God and yuck yuck yuck.
Never underestimate the power of Craigslist.
Paula Dean has always said butter makes everything better.
Your not saying Paula Dean had been lying to us now are ya?
How recently? Are you sure the censorship isn’t still in effect? Maybe they’ve dropped it from movies but not from print? Either way, the penis was also censored. It’s funny how in magazines, the penis is pixelated, but it’s blurred exactly to its edges, leaving the outline sharply defined. Also they sell porn in virtually every convenience store across the country.
Another vote for “no, but I would if I wasn’t so lazy and cheap”.
Thank god we live in an age where everything you say online will eventually be dug up by employers and your grandkids without your consent so they can use it to judge you, deny you employment and pry into your personal life.
Having said that, the fleshlight is $50, but a product called the tenga egg is only $4 or so.
Worst yard sale ever.
A yard?!? Criminy, what do they put in those things?
Having no idea what a Tenga Egg is, I visited their website and they say it’s a one time use sex toy. So now you’d have to break out the calculator and amortize the value of a Fleshlight or something…
In fairness a fleshlight is a high end sex product - my first wanking toy cost me about £8 and I knew I liked it so I just worked up from there. FL is now the most popular in the world so it must be doing something right.
I just had two terrible visions.
One, a human sized stick figure made from two by fours and a basketball with a wig. Fleshlight duct taped to the appropriate spot and rough hand painted letters on the "torso/spine’ that spell out Git R Done.
Another, giving a kid a fleshlight and telling them its a special kind of sea shell. “Look
Bobby, if you hold it up to your ear you can hear the ocean!!! You need to take this to show and tell, Ms Smith will be so impressed!”
Great. Now the toys need foreplay.:rolleyes:
They say it is a one time use thing, but that isn’t necessarily true (it is more of a marketing ploy IMO). You just wash it out and use again.