OK, I don't believe in ghosts, BUT...

[A.R.Cane]

So, other than that, how do you like living in Amityville?

[DeVena]

It was the cat.

A loud thud is the sound cats make upon re-entry from CatSpace. (*CatSpace * is the alternate reality where cats go to hide when you know good and damn well they’re in the room with you but you can’t find them then they take your warm spot on the couch when you’re not looking.)

The cat. Definitely.

[Sarahfeena]

@DeVena

It was the cat.

A loud thud is the sound cats make upon re-entry from CatSpace. (*CatSpace * is the alternate reality where cats go to hide when you know good and damn well they’re in the room with you but you can’t find them then they take your warm spot on the couch when you’re not looking.)

The cat. Definitely.

OK, I’ll buy that.

[Scissorjack]

@Sarahfeena

The hidden camera is a good idea. But, I’m sure the parrot is really a parrot…have you ever heard of an owl that can talk?

Sure. An owl gave me dating advice once. To wit, to woo.

[LouisB]

I’m sure it was a ghost.

[Enter_the_Flagon]

@Anaamika

And there is no apartment above us, just a crawl space for the attic. I am quite sure it’s not ghosts.

Midget ghosts. In the crawl space.

What? You thought short people lived forever?