Here’s a long one for ya!
When I first went to college nearly twenty years ago, I rented a one-person studio apartment on the top floor of a shared house - a big Victorian terrace in Cardiff. One of these houses, in fact. It was a sucky place, really cold, with only a one-bar electric heater. By November it was so cold that the insides of the window were covered in ice, and all my clothes went moldy.
Perhaps because of this, and because I was living on my own for the first time ever, I never felt good there. I had bad dreams at night, and I was jumpy during the day. There was a bicycle outside in the back yard, and someone had put a life-sized papier maché mannekin on it, that, the first time I saw it, made me shriek and leap out of my skin. One day I locked myself out of the apartment with a sandwich in the sandwich toaster, and had to borrow a ladder to let myself in and rescue the carbonised sandwich before it burned the place down. Another time I made a full pot of coffee with my filter machine, but forgot to put the jug in place, and six cups of coffee went all over the floor. When I ran into the living room to retrieve the jug, I stepped on it and smashed it…
Anyway, I called it home for a while. Apart from the feeling of unease, there was nothing particularly untoward about the place; it was just depressing, though I did note that between the kitchen and the bedsit room, there was a section of the wall that was about two feet wider than the rest - presumably an old chimney breast - next to the head of my bed - which made me wonder what the hell was in there.
One day I came home from college, and found the only two plugs - one for the heater, and one for my little black-and-white TV - were lying next to each other in the middle of the floor on their backs (this is what British mains plugs look like) with the wires stretching parallel to each other, to the wall, very neatly. I assumed the landlady had been in without my permission, and done it for some weird reason. I plugged them back in - the sockets were on the ‘chimney breast’ part of the wall - and thought no more of it.
The next time I spoke to the landlady, I asked her if she’d been into my apartment, and she swore blind she hadn’t - she was adamant that she was scrupulous, and would always give me 24 hours’ notice in writing. She was a nice enough woman, and I believed her.
A couple of days later, I came home again, and the same thing had happened. This was starting to perplex me and make me feel even more uneasy. Again, I plugged the things back in, and carried on going about my business.
When I walked through the door a week later to see that it happened a third time, I started to freak out. But this time, there was something different: there was a terrible smell of smoke, and the sockets were blackened. I called the landlady and she sent round an electrician within the hour. He dismantled the socket, then hacked away at the plaster and found that the sockets had spontaneously ignited, and set fire to a load of newspaper that had been stuffed into the internal gap in the wall sometime in the 1950s. The fire had spread about five feet up inside the wall, but thankfully it had gone out of its own accord. Neither of the fuses in the plugs had blown, so he reckoned it must have been a mechanical short circuit that caused it. He replaced the burned socket and left, and I stuck the wallpaper back over the hole in the wall.
So, even though it was mighty bizarre, I assumed then that a persistent fault in the wiring was causing some kind of electromagnetic repulsion that had been driving the plugs out of the sockets, and the same fault had eventually caused a fire.
After three months there I had secured a place to live with roommates, so I was packing up to move. I was carrying boxes from the apartment to the car, when a girl I’d met a couple of times, who rented another apartment in the front of the same building, knocked at my door. “Are you moving today?” she asked. I confirmed I was. "In that case, do you mind if I ask you something?
“Did anything weird ever happen to you in this apartment?”
I was a trifle unnerved by the question. "I’m only asking because you’re moving out, and I didn’t want to worry you in case everything was fine.
“See, I used to rent this apartment up until about six months ago, but I got so freaked out that I asked the landlady to give me the first option on any other apartment in the entire house, as long as it wasn’t this one.”
I asked her what sort of things she had experienced. Electrical stuff turning itself on and off. Strange knocking sounds from inside the walls. Stuff moving around when she wasn’t in the room.
"But the final straw came one night when I was lying in bed, and the door to the room opened. I thought it was the landlady breaking all her rules and using her keys to come into my room without my permission - at night, while I was asleep.
"But it wasn’t the landlady… Someone else came into the room.
“A man. He was tall. Maybe over six foot tall, and he was dressed completely in black. I could see his silhouette and he was wearing a long black coat, or a cape. He came up to the side of the bed and just stared at me. I couldn’t see his face. He stood over me for about three or four minutes while I lay there in terror, then turned and walked out without making a sound.”
The hairs on the back of my neck were prickling. I thanked her, confirmed what had happened to me, and got the hell out as soon as I could, never to return.