Ok,Im new here,Carol is the name

Ah yes the Circlemakers website,it was on that website that I read about one guy that claimed he got to the center of the field by lining up two bar stools,them proceeded to Jump from one barstool to the other until he got to the place where he made the actual circle.Right. The theres the guy that explained how he used a lawn roller to make the circles. Right.:smack:

Right.

Hmm, in the spirit of point/counterpoint, I acknowledge what you’re saying and raise a quite possibly valid alternative hypothesis. (The underlined words to the left are a “link”, you can click on it.)

With that, tah, dearie.

This is for carol_nistri:

Boy, you are one fucking stupid cow, aren’t you?

Not cool Kox.

Yep. If you browse the site for a while, you’ll also find photos of the guys making the circles. Here, for example.Yet you somehow still refuse to believe them?

Insults are allowed in the Pit, but seeing as how Soul Frost informed carol nistri about the Pit thread earlier, any further mentions or indirect insults of this kind are going to result in warnings.

I’m with you carol. Who would buy the explanation of lawn rollers and wooden planks flattening crops when there’s a so much simpler answer staring them right in the face: invisible black helicopters using ultra-low frequency gamma-hydro-over-flange rays through a Kryptonite matrix.

What’s wrong with these people, huh?

Ook.

Sorry, I’m usually not so irritable (I think), but I just finally had it. I recognize that directly linking to an insulting post is equivalent to an insult, so I apologize for that as well.

lol,ok Ill accept your challenge,have you ever used a lawn roller,there filled with water to give you the weight needed to roll over the lawn with. Are you suggesting that the circlemaker gets to the field,removes the lawnroller from the back of the truck or car lowers it to the ground…and then what? Im not kidding what does he do hoist it over his head and take it to the site? Does he then fill it with water? If he fills it with water first than theres no hoisting it is there? So how does he get from point A to B without flattening everything on his way to the sight? Im sure the poster that thought it was possible to jump from one stool to the next is now kicking himself having thought it thru. Its ok to believe these circles are manmade,but Ill bet anything there not done as stated,that is with any plank and rope.

I don’t suppose you have a theory about why people are taking credit for crop circles they aren’t making, and even making videos of themselves making crop circles without using lasers.

Then I guess you lose that bet. This isn’t rocket science, it’s bending wheat.

As a matter of fact Marley Ill add to your questions.Whats the payout? Now cropcircles are a household name known the world over so whats the actual payout for the guys that make them? I can imagine with fairs coming up in the fall of the year there would be a market for the circlemakers to make circles with a crowd of paying customers looking on. But these men do it for nothing. If they get caught by an angry farmer they risk fines and even jail time. Still they do it. Without noteriety without so much as a red cent they do it. Why? It cant be for the money,it cant even be for the fame,so why do it?

Carol, what is your explanation?

If I asked you what your name was, I think you’d respond with a question instead of just telling me. I think the people who make crop circles do it because they’re entertained by it and they like making a mystery. Most of them aren’t very famous. Now, if these people are not responsible for the crop circles you’re talking about, why are they taking credit and demonstrating their ability to make the crop circles? What could possibly be their motivation?

They’re being paid by the black ops guys in order to confuse the general public, and draw attention away from the REAL reasons.

It’s wheels within wheels, man! It’s the only explanation!

Okay, now we’re cooking. And the real reason the black ops guys are using their lasers to doodle patterns in corn fields is… um… damn it, I know this…

To draw attention from the reason that cow parts are being harvested.

You want to know w here it all leads? Just follow the cow anuses.

Wow, it’s just like my mom always said.

Maybe she’s going to give us a recipe using cow eyeballs and anuses. (Must be British cooking.)