Ok,Im new here,Carol is the name

I’m guessing he meant “not responsible”. It’s that being back from the dead thing. Makes his grammar sloppy…

And his grampa ain’t much better…

So far, you’ve only presented us with hearsay. No evidence, no photos, no reports, no publications, nothing at all, really, except your own allegations. You really shouldn’t be surprised when no one here takes you seriously.

And how did they know just what animal to hund down SoulFrost? Two and two isnt making four here.If they stood around saying they had never seen anything like it before are you saying that they had never seen what the big cat did to a cow,or a coyote or a hog to a cow?

Wouldn’t a serious investigator with a genuine interest in the subject go and check out these stories for themselves, or does everything have to be spoon fed to you?

The report is the Animal Mutilation report by Ken Rhommel. Its on the net just look for it,then read it. Ask yourself why they did everything but the obvious,and the obvious thing would be to determine the cause of death. Thats it,what killed a healthy range cow,the old saying should be healthy as a cow,not a horse.

What is your explanation?

Oh, that’s just good ole boys talking. We’ve all seen it before; we know exactly what did it.

Still waiting for you to tell us who or what you think is responsible.

Right, I’m sorry. I was trying to say that you are jumping past the most reasonable explanation (the cows die by predation or natural causes and are “mutilated” by scavengers and the process of decay) in favor of… well, you haven’t provided a full explanation of what’s happening. So far your whole argument is “the farmers don’t know what it is, so it can’t be something easily explainable.”

Aw hell… I got tired of waiting.

No matter what is explained to our newest carol, I have little doubt that the response will be something along the lines of:

or

Cattle mutes are serious business. I suspect the answer is either:

  1. Druidic attempts to summon the Dark Lord Beelzebull; or
  2. Foghorn Leghorn’s revenge for the Chick-fil-A advertising campaign; or
  3. Maybe that scavenger thing.

Alien Disinformation Campaign?! I saw those guys at CBGB one time. They were opening for Feral Toilets.

I have been snickering over the term “cattle mutes” all day. It reminds me of* My Cousin Vinny*.

“I will PROVE, your honor, that the two mutes were UNABLE to moo!”

I give you a sculpture entitled “The Daily Cow-Mute.”

As for me, I’d like to know you folks’ opinion of the tow truck industry.

What have you heard about it? What do you think about it?

I think that tow trucks are useful for disposing of both muted cows and sculptures of muted cows.

carol

You have OVER 7,000 posts on a UFO site, linked to by SoulFrost above. (Post #70)

You believe in aliens and alien abductions, unless I missed something over there.

dr wu23, from that site, sounds like a pretty level headed guy. He said

So, you don’t get validation from other sites, at least from people who are rational, and you come here looking for validation. No go.

The cattle were NOT mutilated by aliens, nor were they mutilated by the USGUVMINT.

I was thinking the same thing.

carol: I don’t have any problems with people who believe in aliens… there may be some out there, somewhere. I don’t have any problems with people who believe that Earth has been visited by aliens, despite the vast distances involved… maybe the aliens have warp drive.

But I’m really, really going to need some solid evidence before I’ll accept that any given event was caused by aliens or that people are being snatched up by them. The first step in providing that evidence is to show me the damn alien.

Ditto on the government cloak and dagger stuff–yes, the US government has gotten up to some pretty nasty stuff, but it’s going to be hard to convince me that they’re counting the rads absorbed by random cow buttholes.

Indeed. There are strict guidelines for the storage and disposal of radioactive material. And everything is tracked. Stuff like “I just had an idea, fellow stern, conservatively dressed men! Let’s bury 200 barrels of Special Surprise Isotope there and have some cows graze on top of it!” doesn’t really happen. Not to mention the fact that if someone would happen to eat the above-mentioned cow buttholes in their hotdog and keel over from radiation poisoning, there’d be a public scandal of never-before-seen proportions. In the end it’s just much easier to follow the proper disposal procedures than to run a massive, long term cover up after ignoring them.

I have it on good authority that there actually are no cow buttholes in hotdogs.