OK, kids-grab your inflatable sex doll and hit the water!

[danceswithcats]

It’s Bubble Baba Challenge time! Let’s see announcers keep their composure while reporting this event on ESPN. Great picture, too.

[grayhairedmomma]

Next year, however, might not happen if Bulawinov does not sort out his troubles with the local mafia, who demand rent money for the use of the river. In a truly Russian twist on event, the local toughs, sure that the rafting enthusiasts are making money off the weird race, called Bulawinov with threats the next day after he put up flyers about the contest. “They called and said, what are you setting up, why weren’t we informed, you owe us money, if you don’t give us money, we’ll screw it all up.”

Wow.