Politicians’ speeches and political pundits’ commentaries.
MTV?
Is is an African albatross or a European albatross? Can anyone get me to stick to Jessica Alba?
A colostomy?
Whoa, that’s some freaky shit. Was White the guy who kept severed monkey heads alive?
Yes. There is a pic of that out on the www but I thought it best to no post the link.
What if two people fused together and the bond was infinitely strong; however, along comes an infinitely sharp ginzu knife, capable of cutting any bond. What happens, and when do I get my pie?
When the OP comes back.
And clearly the fused couple would use the ginzu knife to prepare a meal the likes of which have not been seen. Or they use the knife to break into banks across America…
I think they’d use it to cut blocks out the ground and see how far they could get down.
pop round on sunday, im havin pie for my tea then…
On the offchance that the OP wants a serious answer: No, there would be immune rejection between the two people unless you (a) used identical twins, or (b) used immunologically matched people and heavy-duty immunosuppressants. The dog heads referenced above didn’t live very long due to lack of immunocompatibility.
This sort of thing (fused at the shoulder) is occasionally done in genetically compatible mice in order to get two mice which share a blood supply. It’s pretty rare because you need something really important to justify doing radical surgery on mice, but they do seem to be pretty happy afterward (if funny looking).
mischievous
Is anyone else thinking of Dr. Clayton Forrester’s double butt graft? (“I grafted the butt of a dog onto the butt of a cat. They all laughed . . .”)
More religious homophobia! :mad:
As they say, “It’s in the Bible.”
Speaking of which, a buddy of mine conviced this airhead who liked to eat at the same table as us that Bronko Nagurski, even though he wasn’t one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, was also in the Bible.
Sometimes, it doesn’t. Hence the morbidly obese.
::ears perk up
Well I don’t know tha AAAaargh…
{/monty python]
Anyone ever hear of an “Elephantoplasty”?
Sure. But never Rhinophant unless it’s a subspecies of Sycophant and I could see how it might fit.
'Eliphino! 
Thank you.