Ok, now if you got two people, grazed a few layers of skin off or burnt wounds on their arms, then pressed them together to heal (ok, just theoretically, it’d be an arsehole to keep the joined together for that long, plus not really that ethical) would they fuse together?
Unless they had exactly matching blood and tissue types, the wounds would get all infected, I think. They might stick together with some scabs and/or puss, but I kind of doubt they’d fuse together like your’e suggesting.
I don’t think they’d stick to a cat, no matter what. At least not without strong adhesives.
Stitching? If you stitched, say, an albertross to a cat, do you think the albertross would still be able to fly? Maybe graft a laser to the cats forehead, you’d have an amazing flying death machine…
Winner! Thanks for the laugh!
I must say: I doubt if I would ever have thought of this question. Beautiful! Congratulations.
Maybe it’s the cosmological flip side of conjoined twins. Maybe it’s another variation on “What God has joined together, let no man put assunder…”
What if the cat used its claws? That might help some.
Thanks. i can just imagine some evalangelist (sp?) ‘healing’ conjoined twins by having two people fused together and ripping them apart manually to be honest. hehe
I would think the same would hold true for any other member of the Ross family.
Fine, albatross. Happy?
Well, the real question here is what would happen if you did this using an elephant and a rhino as your subjects.
Hmmm. Not sure, but do you think you could get an elephant and a rhino to stand still for that long? Could stich them together on opposite directions, then scare them. Might be like a big drill really
Despite the long-standing SDMB rule that requires pics whenever kitty are mentioned, please, I beg of you, do not post pics of fused kitties.
It could be worse. It could involve a hippo and a clarinet…
Which is a much better visual than the other side of the coin; that Gabriel Byrne 3-way in ‘End of Days’ scrubs brain
do you think you could get a hippo to play clarinet?
If you have wounds on the inner surfaces of your ass cheeks, will they fuse together as they heal, preventing you from pooping?
Videos of dogs surgically joined together by Vladimir Demikhov in the USSR in the 50s:
http://www.tvdata.ru/video.php?id=365&sfpath=1&iframe=5&list=0¶m=0
http://www.tvdata.ru/video.php?id=365&sfpath=1&iframe=7&list=0¶m=0
We won’t go into what Robert White in the USA has done with monkey heads since then, other than to question whether the Shrub was one of his experiments, and if so, whether or not it was a success.
Yikes! Does that stack up, then? Where does it come out?