The day before my honeymoon my wife and I were hassled at a local Wal-mart. My memory is fuzzy, but what I think rose their suspicion was I spent some time in their dressing room trying on bathing suits.
After my wife and I make our purchases, a Wal-Mart asst mgr comes up to me and says “Did you find everything you were looking for, sir?”. She says that I was spotted going into the dressing room without getting a store associate to unlock the door (back to that later). She then orders the bag checker to go through all my bags and check the purchases against the receipt, basically humilating me in front of the entire store. Then the asst store mgr dissapears.
I was really pissed, and even the bag checker was shaking her head and saying the asst mgr should be doing this, and she owed me an apology.
I demanded to speak to the bitch, and I start bitching her out, she makes the mistake of telling me calm down. Oooohhh big fucking mistake. She explains that I was in the dressing room for 1/2 an hour.
First off, I said, which was it? I snuck into the dressing room or I was in there for 1/2 an hour.
#1 the dressing room door lock was BROKEN!!! So why would I need someone to UNLOCK it for me???
#2 I was in the dressing room 5 MINUTES TOPS. I offered to pay the woman $1000 on the spot if she could produce a videotape showing I was in the dressing room for longer than 5 minutes.
Then here’s the best part: when checking my receipt, **THEY FOUND AN ITEM I WAS CHARGED FOR THAT I DIDN’T EVEN BRING TO THE CHECKOUT!!! **My wife had the best line: “So, it looks like Wal-mart was stealing from US???” I thought the asst magr was going to punch us she looked so pissed!
The bitch didn’t even bother to apologize, just took us to the return counter to get our money back for the phantom item.
I called a couple of lawyers, and they just told me a store in PA has the right to stop you if they think you are shoplifting. I actually think I had a case, but most attorneys are pussies- they’ll sue ordinary Joes like us on a dime, but when it comes to fighting a bully like Wal-mart, they hide like the cowards they really are.
I sent a letter to Wal-Mart threatening legal action. The store co-manager called me and was very nice, saying she was new, and was out of line, and apologized, and mailed me a $25 gift certificate, which I threw away.
That was 14 months ago, and I still refuse to set foot in Wal-Mart.