OK, so now the Department of Homeland Security is patrolling the Highway...

The BBQ Pit
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[Monty Python]
I need to get a siren, where should I go?
Wal-Mart!
The police!
The Wal-Mart police!
“THE WAL-MART POLICE!”
[/Monty Python]

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I would sooo like to work for the Department of Heavy Shit.