Why is this day taking sooooo lonnnnnnng! It feels like I’ve been at work for 12 hours!
Whoops! My bad.
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That better?
It’s an illusion caused by your abnormally accelerated mental processes.
You might not realize it, but you’re only spending microincrements of time on things that people ordinarily linger quite a bit longer over.
Well, I might pass a few minutes by starting a Las Vegas appreciation thread (the show, not the place). Unless there is already one .
To whom it may concern,
Now that I am home from work, I request that you re-engage the time slowing device until 7:30 a.m. Central Standard Time.
Thank you.
Idle hands and an idle mind!!
Guards!!! Reduce his rations by half until he learns not to complain!!!
Geeze, there’s no pleasing some people!
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Now leave me alone, all of you!