Ditto. Same with Real Dolls. Teddy Babes, on the other hand…
Thanks. Now you’ve just given me the mental picture of Milton Waddams having sex with that thing.
WHERE IS THE DAMN MENTAL FLOSS?!
That was the historical impetus for the development of Romulan Ale.
With my luck, the robot wouldn’t want to have sex with me.
I bet it’s programmed to say, “Sorry, not tonight, I have a headache.”
Not me. Ugh, and I thought that when I saw it on Colbert last night. I’d wait for a robot who looks like Julie Newmar
Good lord no! She’s a man, baby!
I suspect the slack-jaw is for, ahem, oral sex purposes.
Damn, I was thinking the same thing. Well, maybe Chrissie Hynde after an unfortunate Middle of the Road accident which gave her manjaw.
I’m similarly confused by why they’ve tried to make it speak.
I mean, did they figure that they were on a roll after “solving” the problem of making a realistic human body, so what the hey, let’s beat the Turing Test?
To the OP: Hell no.
I have no shame issue with screwing a robot (I would see it as a masturbation aid, like a vibrator) but nothing so far looks real enough for me to get it up.
Best post of 2010! Yeah, it’s early days, but still…
We’ll make sure nobody ever knows, but you’re gonna have to come up with the cash yourself.
Not a guy but, Ewwww! I mean, one would think that the whole point of the robot is to have a consistently willing partner, right? So why build a robot who looks as if she’d really rather not. I mean, the expression in that second picture can only be described as “haunted.”
She looks like an abuse victim.
Triple ick! ! !
FTR I’ve never liked toys; much prefer a human partner with his own equipment.
An UGLY abuse victim. No offense, Dolly.
Aauuugh! She’s HIDEOUS!
And really, for $7,000 to $9,000, is it too much to ask that she have some underpants that actually fit?
Someone before me mentioned Real Dolls. They’re not too robotic yet but apparently the makers are working on that. Pretty dog gone realistic. One of the Howard Stern crew had sex with one. He liked it/her.
I wouldn’t buy one, but if I was stranded on a deserted island like Tom Hanks in Cast Away?
I’d take a Real Doll over a stupid vollyball named Wilson.
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/214/3/5/Cast_Away_Tom_Hanks_and_Wilson_by_GabrielPadilha.jpg
Warning: my computer tells me your second link is unsafe.
If its unsafe, it got past Firefox and Avira on my side… Unsafe how? Deviant Art is a well established site, not that that always matters. It is an internal link on their site though.
Unsafe links aside - What did you think of the Real Doll, lol?
It’s a sex doll. Don’t waste any money at all on panties.
“OH MY GOD THE TOWERS ARE COMING DOWN!!! ALL THOSE PEOPLE!!!”
Wow… that’s terrible. I should use my mad skillz to invent a secret agent robot to hunt down the people who did this. A sex robot who will chomp off their penises!
After the funeral, we went into Uncle Paul’s house. You’ll never guess what we found in the bedroom…
No thanks.
“I would wreck that chick. I would do everything to her.”
Maybe it’s programed to give consent?
Did you notice that the male one can be bought with a “Limp/Flaccid” penis? What good would that be? Who pays $1299 for an impotent sex doll?