So you couldn’t keep your dicks in your pants for even a few days and got your asses recalled to WDC? What the fuck is the matter with you idiots? You represent your country, and worse, your President when you’re part of the security detail. As part of the advance team, you’re supposed to liaison with local security and make necessary contacts and conduct yourselves in a professional capacity at all times. Instead, you decide to engage the local clap-ridden debutantes, and then try to stiff them on the bill and get busted by the locals for non-payment. Are you fucking insane? Can you say “bye-bye, career?”
Sticking one’s dick in a convenient hole is nothing new, and it happens at far higher levels than some flunky in the Secret Service. I personally saw the Black Caucus entertaining hookers on the floor of their hotel in Lisbon, stealing liquor out of the hospitality suite, and arguing about the price of pussy at 0300. It was disgusting and embarrassing. But you knuckle-draggers are embarrassing both yourselves and your country with this lapse of good sense. It’s time to clean house; I hope you all are summarily fired.
I was reading about this on the Politco website, which is right leaning, and most of the comments blamed Obama for his lack of leadership that created this problem, and some of them were speculating that the Secret Service is actually covering up for Obama’s whoring. Others pointed out that the president hadn’t even arrived in Columba at the time, but that’s just how sneaky Obama is.
It’s even worse. I bet Obama impregnated one of the prostitutes, and 40 years or so from now that progeny will run for U.S. president–even though he was born secretly in Colombia! Birthermania part II! Sign up now!
Far higher levels? I’d put most of the CBC at a level just above the phosphorous suds that float in polluted rivers. The Secret Service are usually, and I stress usually, no nonsense, squared away mofos.
But yeah, these dickbags deserve a hearty pitting.