lieu, how did you ever miss this gem?
lieu,
I only ask out of curiosity. You see (ruh-roh hijack) when I say something “tastes like shit” I know what I am speaking of…I was babysitting two small boys (years ago, when $1 an hour was allot of money for changing shitty diapers) and we made chocolate chip cookies (you can see where this is going…) and while they cook I change a poopy diaper, wash my hands (why do I always type “nads” when trying to spell hands?) and proceed to take the cookies out of the oven. I feed the little darlings and tuck them into their comfy beds and leave to raid the kitchen…I notice a chocolate chip on my fingernail…I put it to my lips…hmmm…that is sort of salty…ack!!! Baby crap! IN. MY. MOUTH. So I was just curious when I saw the “tastes like ass” thread…sorry for the hijack…I am off to get a cookie…thanks for the clarification!
Margo
Mmmmm… double fudge.
Luna bars are the nastiest. Ick. God. Candy bars with that extra helping of self-importance.
Luna bars are the nastiest. Ick. God. Candy bars with that extra helping of self-importance.
Margo, you crack me up.
And I like ya anyway because that’s my mom’s name.
… you’re talking about, doesn’t it?
What’s wrong with ass?
It depends on whose ass we are talking about I guess? My neighbor has the nastiest ass cleavage I have ever seen, so I would not want to savor that particular delicacy…Margo
I’d hafta agree with Margo. It certainly depends on whose ass we’re talking about; if we’re talkin’ Selma Hayek quality, then sign me up for a double helping, sans after-dinner mints. If we’re talking the-guy-that-fixed-my-toilet-last-week quality, then break out the stomach-pump and the Valium IV 'cause I may not survive the retch-fest that follows. 
–IDB
[Homer Simpson]Mmmm, Selma Hayek[/Homer Simpson]
Ass is where it’s at.
Asses wear its hat.
Asshat.
Is that a haiku, Scumpup?
Bwahahahahaha!
Nah. it doesn’t have the right numbers of syllables.
This is a haiku
Ass is where its at
All the asses wear its hat
Are they asshats?
I like my original composition better.
Crap. The last line of that haiku is one syllable too short. I’m retarded.
I knew it wasn’t a real haiku. But it kinda looked like one, if you didn’t count the syllables.
Ass doesn’t taste too bad, but you have to wash it first. MMMM Ass. Perhaps you should have washed your candy bar first to get the dirty ass taste off of it.
Washed ass is nice
Dirty ass is like Luna
Ass bar anyone?
GfH how often does you husband eat ass?
The first discussion board I ever ran across was the “Sucks” website which has (had) boards for every different company that someone wanted to rant about. The first one I checked out was “McDonald’s Sucks” and one of the first posts was entitled “McDonald’s Food Tastes Like Ass” which still brings a chuckle.