Okay, never mind the definition of "salad" -- where's the recipes?

Anyone up for a (more or less) liquid “salad”?

Tangy Gazpacho Schematic (doesn’t really qualify as a recipe):

- 28-oz can crushed or pureed tomatoes (if diced or chopped, put thru blender), and one canful water

- 6-oz can tomato paste, and one canful water

- 1-2 Tbs of each of the following liquids, and more to taste if desired:

— olive oil

— lemon juice

— vinegar (red wine or balsamic)

- salt to taste

- fresh or dried savory herbs, emphasis on basil and oregano, with a bay leaf

- if using alliums: finely chopped onion, slivered garlic or ramps, and/or chopped scallions or chives

- core vegetables:

— diced fresh tomato

— diced seeded cucumber (slice in half longways and scrape out seeds with spoon before dicing)

—- some other diced crunchish fresh vegetable such as green beans, bell pepper, snow peas

- additional vegetables as desired, besides the above:

— chopped pea shoots and/or other sprouts/microgreens

— thinly sliced radish, daikon or similar

— a little celery

- not recommended:

— peas and other legume seeds

— carrots or corn

— mushrooms

— brassicas and lettuces

— eggplant and squashes

— potato, egg or cheese

The goal is a sort of tomato suspension of a chopped fresh salad that tastes bright and crunchy rather than earthy and starchy (or soggy). Add water (and/or finely grated cucumber) if too thick: it should be more soup than salsa.

Some people lean more toward the fruit end of the spectrum by adding chopped apples or grapes, which I don’t, but one can experiment! Some people put bread in it, which is traditional but I think kind of undermines the concept.