Okay, never mind the definition of "salad" -- where's the recipes?

BBQ Ranch Salad

Mix and toss the following ingredients (and any others you like) in whatever proportions you prefer.

Romaine
Corn
Black beans
Tomatoes, diced (or halved cherry tomatoes)
Scallions, sliced
Tortilla strips
Shredded Jack cheese
BBQ sauce
Ranch dressing
Canned salmon, or other protein of your choice.