No, you need a Bat-gun!
I was gonna say, just wait for old age to take over, but he’s about 75 years old now, right?.. and that doesn’t seem to have slowed him down much.
If he’s not prepared for it, a 1920’s style death ray would do it.
Do what Bane did, except instead of being stupid, just step on his head afterward.
Alternatively, make yourself an evil version of the Adam West TV show utility belt - there’s got the be some anti-Batman spray in there.
My understanding is that he’s already prepared for both 1920’s and 1930’s-style death rays. A 1940’s-style deathray might possibly work, however.
Of course, you could also arrange for Batman to get in the way of a fight between Groo and Bun-Bun. That should work, assuming you don’t min the collateral damage …d
You can’t shoot him with a gun he’ll batarang your hand and you’ll drop the gun cuz it hurt and you’ll be all oh snap and he’ll be all OH NO YOU DIDN’T and he’ll bolo your ass when you try to run away.
Batman - 1
Guns - 0
Ah, a 1920’s style death ray.
The way to kill him is to NOT hesitate right before you land the finishing blow.
The same applies to Samurai Jack.
Just kill Alfred! Batman will starve to death, as depicted here:
http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/index.cgi?column=yabs&article=755
Okay, so how exactly ARE you supposed to kill Batman?
Four simple words: Joel Schumacher, Akiva Goldsman
Uhhhhh…oookay I probably look really daft here, but why do I keep seeing references to 1920s death rays on the sdmb lately? Is there some groovy in joke I am missing out on here?
link, someone please? I’m really confused! (not hard)
See “threadspotting.”
Hurry!
I think some kind of 1920’s style death ray should do the trick.
Just use my Stratton-Chesterfield M1924B death ray. Or a 30-06 sniper’s rifle.
Bane had it right. During the “Knightfall” story arc, he released all the villains from Arkham, and watched as Batman burnt himself out. He tracked him, and timed events to cause the most trauma to Bats.
Bane could have killed Batman, if he had wanted to.
Reveal his secret identity to the public. His enemies can now target him personally, as well as pretty much anyone he’s been publicly associated with and all his corporate holdings. Also, some legal hotshot will want him up on vigilantism charges. Let the attrition take its toll, then step in to finish him off when he’s physically exhausted and mourning Alfred, Dick Grayson, Robin, the Gordons, and anyone else he’s ever met.
We have to stay in character, so…
Arrange circumstances where Batman saves Gotham by sacrificing himself to kill you.
“There’s a rebellion in heaven. Could you sort it out? Here’s a couple of gold coins and a blunt axe to see you on your way.”
[Convoluted plan to kill superman] by killing all other superheros. It’s not like he can go back in time and bring them back to life, is it?
Simply travel back in time and unkill his parents, which would have the effect of letting him grow up into a well-balanced and bland multi-millionaire with no desire for justice or vengeance whatsoever.
Just hit him with a rock or something, that’ll kill him DEAD.
Get him into the dark.
It’s likely he’ll be eaten by a Grue.