If your three dogs were Rotties, I would have bought them in and continued to look.
And now I can only picture Drum God as the smiling homeless man masturbating behind the trashcan in Sunny in Philadelphia.
Granted, smiling in in appreciation does seem the right way to handle something like this…
There is a place where all the stars radiate from… that is not you.
you are not the center of the universe, let it go.
This guy? This is a smart guy.
In fairness, this is much easier to do if the body is in motion, rather than at rest.
[Marcus Bachmann]Oh, honey! I was just worried those puppies were gonna’ jump out at me! You really should harness those in![/Marcus Bachmann]
That’s kinda what I did the one time I had this situation crop up. I was eating breakfast at the college cafeteria, all alone as none of my friends were ever up. I just did my usual people watching. This one woman came in barely wearing any clothing, with short shorts and one of those mid rift tops without a full back, and a low neckline. I’m sorry, but that’s so different that I couldn’t help but stare for a bit. (And she wasn’t unattractive, either.)
Anyways, I don’t remember what the boyfriend said, but it was something about “that guy,” and the body language was such that I knew he was talking about me, and not favorably. I turned, looked him straight in the eye, and gave that nod and half smile that we white guys do, and then turned back to what I was doing. He seemed okay with that.
Then again, I also think I heard the girl say “Let him look. He can’t have any.” So maybe what I did had nothing to do with it.
I’m glad to see this question because I’ve been wanting to ask about something kinda like that myself and see what you thought.
About 8 years or so ago, I had a tanning salon membership for a while which was managed and staffed by some very nubile and buxom mid-20 year olds and what they had on top, clothing-wise didn’t leave much to the imagination, as it were.
Well, I don’t know how this happened, but something made one of those young ladies suddenly extend her left arm across her chest, and she stayed that way the entire time while were doing the paperwork.
“Okay, fine. I’m not supposed to look. Got it. But I’m 30 years older than you and I’m no lech”, I thought to myself while my face grew increasingly warmer (and redder, I’m sure).
It takes some time for them to learn a new customer’s name, so the next time I went in, the same girl looked up, and there went that damn arm again! But this time I was ready, put both hands to the side of each eye (think blinders on a horse) and turned my head sharply to the left, so she was definitely NOT in my field of vision.
“Uh, sir? I need you to sign in, please?”
'Well, I’ll be happy to sign in, but first let me tell you that I’m a gentleman who just gave you $35.00 for a month’s membership, and I really don’t want to come and tan at a place where I’m thought of as a dirty old man, so what are we going to do about that, because we need to fix this now."
Well, red faced, stammer, stammer, “Uh, sir, I didn’t think…”, but she could tell I wasn’t buying any of it, and somehow we got through the sign-in, I tanned and left.
The next time I saw her, she had switched from tank-top to shirt, and when she wasn’t on duty all the others were now dressed in t-shirts as well.
I freely acknowledge being a bit of a flirt, but only with someone I would consider a very close friend and certainly not if if I didn’t think it would be taken humorously.
So… without any comical remarks, tell me honestly, with that much of an age-gap, how would you have handled this?
Thanks
Q
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Okay, so I’m standing in line and, wow, boobies!
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Am I really the only one here to have entertained the mental image of a very unfortunate lady with dorsal mammaries, before reading the text of the OP?
via duck, via no chicken?
Marx Brothers?
I’ve never quite understood this.
If a woman wears a reasonably tight fitting, low cut top, with plenty of cleavage on offer… why is it wrong to look?
If us guys aren’t supposed to look, then why is she doing it?
Quasimodem, don’t you feel like some kind of a spoilsport? 
, an old Bob Hope…
'Cause I asked for no comical comments, Floater? Well, yeah. maybe you’re right, but what I forgot to mention in my post is that my right eye wanders a little, so that sonofabitch might have snuck a peek, I’m not sure. :D:D:D
So go ahead with the funny stuff, y’all. I have to admit that one with the motorboat noises was kinda funny!
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Q
She’s doing it for her, you pig.
(Or something - my attention was elsewhere during the rant.)
As a woman, I’ve never understood it either. I don’t particularly enjoy having my chestal area stared at, so I don’t wear low-cut, revealing clothing; I can only assume that women that do wear low-cut, revealing clothing DO enjoy having their chestal area stared at, so go ahead, guys.
… regardless of what they might say. Yep, this is a case in which actions speak louder than words.
Maybe you should take a look at this relevant Sexual Harrassment Video shown on SNL. Women wear revealing clothes to attract hot, handsome guys. Hot guys can stare as long as they like. But if she doesn’t find you attractive, you’re a pervert for even taking a quick glance at her bouncing breasts that are barely 10% covered. I hope that clears it up for everyone.
I don’t think my fierce Dachshunds would have caused the guy to quake in fear!