Underpants.
So, anyone else think jennalynn started this thread for flirin’ purposes? 
I hope you mean flirting, dantheman.
Ever been in a household where they request you take off your clothes along with your shoes, gang?
No no, I mean fliring, the use of foward-looking infrared.
Flirting works much better, though!
Flirt, me? Nah. Never.
As for being in a household where they request you take off all your clothes along with your shoes - I wonder if that’s why some people cover their furniture in plastic. You know, to keep it sanitary like.
Nah. The households where nudity is polite have a bathroom with a shower right by the entrance.
LOL.
Hello! Come on in. Drop your pants. Shower’s through that door.
Hey, we go with what works! The soap’s in the dispenser, and just ask if you want help with the loofa.
as long as i’m in here, you got a razor?
hope no one has encopresis…
and that reminds me of this guy who told me this story about a kid in his gym class that wore a potato in his pants to seem better endowed. after that story, it was clearly obvious that the kid was himself, and he was forever known as ‘potato pants’