Some of you may remember this…I found a picture in the paper today that I just couldn’t believe. So much so that I couldn’t help scanning it and putting on the web.
~Kyla
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”
Well, whoda thunk it?
Thanks, Kyla. 
I hear the Amish have opened a Museum of Progress. So far they’re only exhibiting a spoon and a button, but it’s a start.
Wish they’re were more people like them. You never hear of an Amish drive-by shooting.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
Clop, clop, clop, BANG!, clop, clop, clop…
Well, I grew up about 20 minutes from Lancaster, PA, the Amish heartland, and I can tell you that not all Amish are alike. I actually rode on a Greyhound bus once with an Amish couple sitting in front of me once.
See, there are Old Order Amish, the stereotypical Amish who shun technology and hide their faces when you try to take their picture and then there are the New Order Amish, who have been known to indulge in modern conveniences.
And them Amish make some killer apple butter!
There was a news story a little while ago about Amish drug dealers. I also read somewhere that the Amish youth are becoming very disillusioned and are drinking and drugging, we just don’t hear about it much.
“On two occasions I have been asked by members of Parliament, `Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?’ I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.” – Charles Babbage
Don’t forget The Electric Amish.
www.electricamish.com
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.
Doc, good one.
an old pal from philly told me he ran up against some ill-tempered amish bowlers, so i would watch it around that 'blader-- they must be serious about their recreation.